video; filtered from Sylar

[paterelohim]

[Hey there, bros and brosises. Chuck is sitting on the edge of a stone fountain in a park somewhere, polishing off an iced coffee that's decidedly girly-looking, but shh. He gives the NV a very serious look.]

It's Pi Day, Siren's Port. Have you had your pie today?

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[paterelohim]

[He points a finger severely at the screen.]

As long as the bakers in the city can still use eggs, we're cool.

[doeswhathewants]

[The most Long Suffering Teenage Sigh in all of history]

Only because you're interesting.

[And bam. Pie is now possible.]

[paterelohim]

[God if he was any more happy about this he'd high-five himself.]

Awesome.

-Wait, how am I interesting? Ever?

[SKREEEE YOU SOUND LIKE SYLAR]

[doeswhathewants]

[See? This is him being good. Or trying to.]

How short you sell yourself.

[All of his metaphors involve ant farms and fishtanks so he doesn't see that going over well with most mortals. HAHA if only he knew.]

i feel the need to apologize to the world

[paterelohim]

No shit. You don't know any Jews, do you?

XDDD

[doeswhathewants]

Michael? I think he said he was one.

Elsewise.. ah no.

[paterelohim]

There's this whole culture of self deprecation, at least in America.

Okay, maybe it's just the people I know.

Or just me.

[doeswhathewants]

Oh. Wouldn't know.

But why self deprecation?

[paterelohim]

I don't know. That's just how I am.

[doeswhathewants]

As I said. Interesting.

[paterelohim]

How is that interesting?

[doeswhathewants]

It's different.

[paterelohim]

So is my self-deprecating the only interesting thing about me, or-?

[doeswhathewants]

Of course not.

It's only one layer. [The implication of the metaphor that layers can be peeled away. Like an onion. Or something.]