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[jackedthename]

[The person on the other end of the NV is obviously familiar with this kind of technology. After a few seconds, a small holographic Jack appears, looking rather irritated and pacing.]

Right. This is the second or third time in a year I’ve been unexpectedly whisked somewhere I really don’t have the time to be. Anyone want to tell me how to get back to Cardiff? I have a feeling if I don’t get back soon enough, my team will probably kill me. [A pause, then a reflective smile.] They might anyway, actually.

So. Whoever’s in charge around here? I’m Jack Harkness, and I’m going to find you and get home, any way I have to.

Comments

[Video]

[jackedthename]

For me it is. [...So there.]

[Video]

[universaljanitor]

And there-in lies the problem. [Oh shush Captain. He's not going to have you flirting with half the population.] This has to be some sort of record.

[video]

[jackedthename]

Mm, no, but if you want a record I could probably give you one.

[video]

[universaljanitor]

Depends on what the record's of, mind you. Knowing your average time between serious question asking and flirting would be something to know, but some record of conquests isn't.

[video]

[jackedthename]

Oh, you're no fun. [Now look who's pouting.]

[video]

[universaljanitor]

In the matter of protecting the innocents of Siren's Port from the arduous hands of Jack Harkness? [Okay, now he's grinning] Nah, no fun at all.

[video]

[jackedthename]

My hands are extremely talented.