three narrations | audio; filtered from haruhi suzumiya

[facepalms]

[When Kyon turns on the feed today, he remembers to filter it from his very "special" chief of the SOS Brigade, and soon enough, the people listening to this may hear a very audible sigh before the teenager finally speaks up.]

White Day's in two days. Which, to be honest, isn't a good sign for me. Yeah, I know not everyone celebrates it, but a certain someone I know does.

['And that certain someone, as we all know is the hurricane named Suzumiya Haruhi.']

So, let's just say that I need to give a pseudo-goddess a gift on that day. And I have no clue what to give her that, well... wouldn't set off a bomb that would possibly and most likely hurt me. I am definitely not going to give her some miniature carnivorous dinosaur.

Right.

So, what would you give as a present to a person who won't accept something 'ordinary'?

Comments

[video]

[facepalms]

Two people going somewhere alone is usually considered as a date. Especially between two close friends.

[video]

[theshortestbird]

Not really. It's called going to dinner with a friend. If I went to dinner with a close friend and people thought we were dating, I'd be considered a sleaze.

[video]

[facepalms]

I still find it irritating to even imagine her as a 'friend'.

[video]

[theshortestbird]

Then why do anything at all?