[Accidental Video --> Text] Back-dated to 5-ish this afternoon

[crowsicle]

[The feed clicks on to an aerial view of Siren's Port, just above the rooftops. The camera lingers only briefly on any sight before panning abruptly to something else without giving the viewer time to focus. It dips suddenly and a rooftop rushes up towards the screen, but there's a great flapping noise and the view slows to a stop about five feet above the roof.

Something orange can be seen near the bottom of the screen, but then the view lifts again to scan the dull, cloudy sky. The view is blocked again suddenly by the same orange streaked with liquid yellow--a hand? The view is jostled, and someone lets out a terse, shaky breath.

Whoever it is then seems to notice that the video is recording.] What the fuck.

[The video feed ends. This text hits the network shortly afterwards:]

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

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[vestalvogue]

No Its Fine I Would Not Expect You To
I Believe Dave
A Dave You Are The Time Player So Who Knows Which Dave It Was
A Dave And I Only Spoke Once Briefly About Rose
But Yes I Am A Troll And I Cant Really Blame You For Not Wanting To Have Much To Do With Some Of Us
We Really Did Not Have A Handle On All Of Our Shit
Myself Included
Still I Would Like To Know
Which Dave Are You

[crowsicle]

the hot one
is what id say except we all know that all daves are the finest pieces of shit that ever graced the earth with their sick beats
i was a future dave but now it looks like im not
i do think i remember you though
we talked before i entered the medium so basically you talked to both of us i guess
jeez aren't you lucky

[vestalvogue]

Oh Yes I Am Beside Myself With Joy At Having All These Daves Present in My Life
I Dont Know What I Would Do Without Them And I Will Take Your Advice About The Relative Attractiveness To Heart Although I Think You Should Maybe Provide Another Identifying Feature Since
I Am Not Sure I Am Qualified To Comment On Male Human Attractiveness
Also I Am Kanaya

[crowsicle]

oh
jades friend right
ok
im the dave that split off and prototyped with daves kernelsprite
sup

[vestalvogue]

Yes Jades Friend And I Suppose You Would Call It Roommate
We Were Fortunate Enough To Have Begun Speaking Before Arriving Here
Otherwise That Would Have Been Quite Awkward
So You Are A Product Of Self Prototyping
I Confess I Had Thought Our Sessions Prototyping Might Have Been An Exceptional Possibility Because Aradia Was Dead To Begin With
Maybe It Is Just A Time Player Thing Instead

[crowsicle]

maybe
i dont know an aradia though so whos to say whats a time player thing and whats just a plot device
actually whos to say theres any difference between the two
i mean we pretty much exist to shepherd the rest of you along into doing the right thing like a conga line of blind ducklings
and were the crumby bread

[vestalvogue]

I Could Not Tell You
That Was Never My Job
I Was Simply There To Produce An Extremely Large Frog
And I Fail To See Where Flapbeasts Or Grubloaf Enters Into The Picture But I Will Assume This Is Some Pointlessly Complex Human Metaphor So Yes Sure It Is Just Like That I Bet