sirenspull | [Accidental Video --> Text] Back-dated to 5-ish this afternoon

[The feed clicks on to an aerial view of Siren's Port, just above the rooftops. The camera lingers only briefly on any sight before panning abruptly to something else without giving the viewer time to focus. It dips suddenly and a rooftop rushes up towards the screen, but there's a great flapping noise and the view slows to a stop about five feet above the roof.

Something orange can be seen near the bottom of the screen, but then the view lifts again to scan the dull, cloudy sky. The view is blocked again suddenly by the same orange streaked with liquid yellow--a hand? The view is jostled, and someone lets out a terse, shaky breath.

Whoever it is then seems to notice that the video is recording.] What the fuck.

[The video feed ends. This text hits the network shortly afterwards:]

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

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oh yeah
im listening

Yes ! Miss Yako Katsuragi and I run a private detective agency, since the police cannot catch everybody ! There has never been a mystery we couldn't solve !

big words dude
so which one of you is tom selleck

Who is Tom Selleck

[ oh god human cultural references... ]

well obviously not you

Indeed ! I am called Neuro.

I guess that means Yako-sensei is Tom. Well, she did turn male for a while, so it is not out of the question !

neato
i hear that happens all the time i guess its to be expected
my names wikka wikka slim shady

（゜◇゜）

How about WWSS instead

the hell is that face supposed to be
like is its mouth a square hole to shove a square dick in when the round holes dont work

[ this guy. ]

How vulgar !!! Even though I am a mere assistant, it is not necessary to speak to me in such a manner . . . ;_;

didnt mean to make you cry dude
i guess i can sympathize with your mutant mouth problems
you can call me dave

WWSS aka Dave ! I see ! I will remember it !

What did you mean by "retconning the universe" ?

nm
weird time shit
doesnt matter anymore

But I am afraid I am naturally curious . . . And Miss Yako will be severely disappointed in me if I don't acquire 2 TMBs worth of information each day !

whats she gonna do
deny your heat seeking meat torpedo access to her protected waters
its pretty clear what youre naturally curious about is whats in her treasure box dude

[ neuro is gonna barf ]

Sensei's treasure box ? Oh, no, I tremble to consider what might be inside such a thing . . .

i bet you do

I think that it would probably be dusty and musty from being hidden, and full of awful, torturous things !

hahahahaha
tell the ref you win jesus christ im tapping out
fuck it hurts to laugh this much

(●⌒∇⌒●)

Very well ! The less time I spend thinking about Miss Yako's treasure box, the better . . .

youre alright i guess
for a canadian
neuro right maybe ill remember that

I'm flattered, but I am afraid I'm not Canadian ! I am from Japan.

japan huh
land of the rising sister complex
if youre fresh off the boeing i guess that explains why you think neuro is a real name and not half of a science word

[ it is a totally legitimate name in Hell okay!! ]

But it is a real name ! My name !

ネ・ウ・ロ ☆

I doubt that you have been to Japan yourself, after all ! I have never seen any orange people there .

yeah you got me
japan kind of stopped existing in my universe though so i had to cancel my plane tickets
bad business for tourism you know
nonexistence i mean

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