[Accidental Video --> Text] Back-dated to 5-ish this afternoon

[crowsicle]

[The feed clicks on to an aerial view of Siren's Port, just above the rooftops. The camera lingers only briefly on any sight before panning abruptly to something else without giving the viewer time to focus. It dips suddenly and a rooftop rushes up towards the screen, but there's a great flapping noise and the view slows to a stop about five feet above the roof.

Something orange can be seen near the bottom of the screen, but then the view lifts again to scan the dull, cloudy sky. The view is blocked again suddenly by the same orange streaked with liquid yellow--a hand? The view is jostled, and someone lets out a terse, shaky breath.

Whoever it is then seems to notice that the video is recording.] What the fuck.

[The video feed ends. This text hits the network shortly afterwards:]

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

ok
i call party foul
not only did someone bust a keg open over their moms priceless shitstain of an oriental rug but looks like they dropped the whole universe down on our upward gaping faces
president obama himself revokes the frats party license because its such a goddamn national travesty
whose planet is this even
is it the land of fuck and you because this isnt my stop im turning this bus around
seriously
wtf
this place doesnt belong here
im basically a feathery teenage game guide at this point and i got nothing that accounts for some crapsack frozen city popping up out of nowhere
so what asshole jacked this shit into their garage sale gameshark
whoever it is press left a b start select right now or im gonna pull a hard reset on their zit encrusted face
fistways
what im asking i guess
since i had my hands full retconning the universe for anyone whos still got the internet connection to read this
is whose shit do i need to wreck for this inconsiderate fubar

Comments

[rehashes]

six
all on the same head
motherfucking monster moose man im pretty much a connoisseur by now

[crowsicle]

damn
its just like my japanese animes

[rehashes]

yeah well just wait until you meet the tentacle beasts
ill just leave you to those wouldnt wanna get in the way of your fantasies man

[crowsicle]

look man
i spent a lot of time with rose but not THAT long

[rehashes]

too bad shes not here or id suggest fixing that
flighty broad keeps fucking ditching

[ he is extremely butthurt about it. can you tell. ]

[crowsicle]

[Maybe.]

do you still have copies of her wizard smut
that shits probably worth i dunno
forty years of her life as blackmail material i think shed stick around for that

[rehashes]

nah i lost it
wish i did though maybe the smell of hot wizard buttsex or whatever would bring her back
and keep her here for longer than two goddamn seconds jesus christ

[ EXTREMELY butthurt. ]

[crowsicle]

if we recreated it
or like adapted it into a graphic novel
no man i know but hear me out
i bet shed do a fucking somersaulting split off the handle and land back here
ps this was your idea

[rehashes]

at this point id try anything
then again it probably wouldnt work since nothing anyone does here apparently has any bearing on whether people come or go
thats the cores thing
yknow that thing we dont care about ever
yeah
but its cool i guess i mean everyone else and their bro is here anyway

[ /dramabutton.com ]

[crowsicle]

[Well that gives Davesprite pause. Anyone else and he'd shrug it off but Dave is him and he has to know what words he just used there.]

what

[rehashes]

yeah

[ all there is to say on the matter. well, okay, not really, but he wouldn't believe it even if he heard it from his own mouth (he didn't even after talking to Bro himself, at first). ]

[crowsicle]

[No answer.

He may have, at this point, received some other form of confirmation.]