blackmoonrising: (do I look like I'm kidding)
Kurosaki Ichigo ([personal profile] blackmoonrising) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-05 09:36 am

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[About half an hour before this feed goes live, the more spiritually sensitive inhabitants may have felt the arrival of a very, very potent source of spiritual energy interrupting their senses. Sorry about that, he can't help it.

The NV feed being broadcast is video, it’s after dark and someone seems to have accidentally pressed the video function while trying to get to grips with their newly acquired piece of tech. And now he’s picking a fight with it.]

Send- damn it what the hell kind of piece of crap are you?! Don’t give me that ‘number is not in service’ bullshit I know that damn number’s right!

[There’s a beep and apparently this is enough to make the orange haired boy on the other end of the line growl in frustration.]

What the hell kind of phone are you supposed to be you piece of junk!

[It looks suspiciously like the NV is about to be hurtled at the nearest wall, and now viewers can very plainly see an annoyed teenage face scowling at the screen as it is held at arm’s length, before he seems to notice that the red light next to the camera is on and…]

Crap is this thing on? Hello? Anyone there?

[And then he sighs, moving the NV back down to a more user friendly distance and glowering at the camera.]

Okay, if anyone’s paying attention then I need to know how the hell to get to the asshole who thought dragging me here was a good idea. Or you can point me in the direction of someone who can help.

And, uh, anyone know what the international code to dial Japan is? I need to call home and let 'em know I'm gonna be late for dinner.

[There’s a pause… and then he seems to be mulling something over. What he is considering is whether or not to explicitly call out the familiar sources of reiatsu he can feel in this strange new city he’s found himself in, thus a) exposing his Shinigami allies where they may not want to be exposed or b) making him sound like a crazy person if they’re not here and he’s just imagining it all through displacement induced wishful thinking. He opts for a happy medium, scowl still etched on his face.]

Oi. I can feel that you’re here, y’ know. Anyone feel like saying hi or am I on my own out here?

[But that scowl's still not gone. He really looks like he's weighing up his options here, and then, with a rub of his neck and a sigh (because he knows in advance he's going to regret asking this but he doesn't have a choice), he adds this little beauty to the end of his transmission. Desperate times call for desperate measures.]

And I'm kinda missing a corpse. I had it before I got here and now it's gone. Anybody seen one?
acemedium: (hay gaiz wuts going on in this thread)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-05 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Since everyone and their dog has already commented on the corpse thing...]

You should try a missing poster! You really have to be descriptive when you're looking for corpses, you know!
acemedium: do it. bitch. (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-05 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
[... He doesn't remember being here, does he?]

I haven't seen your dead body, but I can explain some stuff if you have questions.
acemedium: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-06 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Asking about corpses on the network kind of makes you look morbid and creepy too! [Said so cheerfully. And bluntly. ...And cheerfully]
acemedium: now if only my hair would spike up too (Gravity is for losers)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-07 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
So why not go all the way? Be a morbid creep to your heart's content! Don't hold back!
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-10 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to deny your inner self! Embrace the morbid creep inside of you, Ichigo!
acemedium: i'm so clever (Totally witty okay)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I won't judge---
acemedium: maya's so shocked her outfit magically changed (SURPRAIZ HIDEOUS UNIFORM)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-15 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[.... Oh. Crap.]
acemedium: this isn't awkward at all (so about that Steel Samurai por-- I mean)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-15 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know how it i-is! I was checking out the post and stuff.

A-Anyway, did you need help?
acemedium: (STEEL SAMURAI 3: JUDGEMENT SLICE?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-16 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Is she really that transparent....]

[(Yes)]


Ah! So you know you were?
acemedium: seriously who the fuck is this girl (TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... Yes.


... It doesn't weird you out or anything?