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Kurosaki Ichigo ([personal profile] blackmoonrising) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-05 09:36 am

01 [video]

[About half an hour before this feed goes live, the more spiritually sensitive inhabitants may have felt the arrival of a very, very potent source of spiritual energy interrupting their senses. Sorry about that, he can't help it.

The NV feed being broadcast is video, it’s after dark and someone seems to have accidentally pressed the video function while trying to get to grips with their newly acquired piece of tech. And now he’s picking a fight with it.]

Send- damn it what the hell kind of piece of crap are you?! Don’t give me that ‘number is not in service’ bullshit I know that damn number’s right!

[There’s a beep and apparently this is enough to make the orange haired boy on the other end of the line growl in frustration.]

What the hell kind of phone are you supposed to be you piece of junk!

[It looks suspiciously like the NV is about to be hurtled at the nearest wall, and now viewers can very plainly see an annoyed teenage face scowling at the screen as it is held at arm’s length, before he seems to notice that the red light next to the camera is on and…]

Crap is this thing on? Hello? Anyone there?

[And then he sighs, moving the NV back down to a more user friendly distance and glowering at the camera.]

Okay, if anyone’s paying attention then I need to know how the hell to get to the asshole who thought dragging me here was a good idea. Or you can point me in the direction of someone who can help.

And, uh, anyone know what the international code to dial Japan is? I need to call home and let 'em know I'm gonna be late for dinner.

[There’s a pause… and then he seems to be mulling something over. What he is considering is whether or not to explicitly call out the familiar sources of reiatsu he can feel in this strange new city he’s found himself in, thus a) exposing his Shinigami allies where they may not want to be exposed or b) making him sound like a crazy person if they’re not here and he’s just imagining it all through displacement induced wishful thinking. He opts for a happy medium, scowl still etched on his face.]

Oi. I can feel that you’re here, y’ know. Anyone feel like saying hi or am I on my own out here?

[But that scowl's still not gone. He really looks like he's weighing up his options here, and then, with a rub of his neck and a sigh (because he knows in advance he's going to regret asking this but he doesn't have a choice), he adds this little beauty to the end of his transmission. Desperate times call for desperate measures.]

And I'm kinda missing a corpse. I had it before I got here and now it's gone. Anybody seen one?
that_is_asecret: (sweatdrop)

Video

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one who came into a new city looking for a corpse.
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Video

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds suspicious, you wouldn't have happened to be involved in any criminal activity would you?
that_is_asecret: (Default)

Video I'm having fun with it

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm, that is who is usually concerned with transporting a body around.

[He brings up a finger in realization]

Oh! You must be some sort of unconventional funeral service!
that_is_asecret: (Headrub)

Ah, so easy to troll Ichigo

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well normally you can hire a service to do that for you.

[Even in his world which was less advanced in many aspects had it]

Usually you introduce yourself before making requests!
that_is_asecret: (Dinner is served)

Troll bait, I like it, I'm going to buy it at a high price, stranger.

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Most societies do offer it from my understanding, although I suppose carrying the body around might be good exercise?

[He looks thoughtful for a second]

As I've told you Mr. Ichigo, I've seen many bodies.

that_is_asecret: (Default)

Don't think so!

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Xellos considers for a moment]

Ah, haven't seen him.

Oh, and my name is Xellos, the mysterious priest!
that_is_asecret: (Headrub)

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-05 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
On the plus side, I haven't lost track of a body yet!

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[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, luck had little to do with it, Mr.Ichigo.

[He chuckles a little]

Do you have any questions about the city?
that_is_asecret: (Headrub)

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-09 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
That I can't help you with. No one here can.
that_is_asecret: (Default)

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, so I'd suggest getting comfortable here for a bit.
that_is_asecret: (That is a secret)

[personal profile] that_is_asecret 2012-03-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm, thats the spirit!