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[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

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[shifting]

You tell me what that is and I'll try it.

[magnetic_magpie]

[And he texts over a file]

Mango or Rosewater would be my favorites.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

Like how it is?

[ZING]

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[doeswhathewants]

Have you any decently strong spirits?

Re: voice;

[shifting]

At least dress it up a little.

[shifting]

We've got some 90 proof whiskeys. ...And 120 proof scotch if you hate yourself.

[shifting]

Crazy stuff.

voice;

[shifting]

Sure he would

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[shifting]

Well shit, you found the way to my heart.

[magnetic_magpie]

It's wonderful. India is an amazing place.

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[momchester]

Did the people already dead go around holding up "Vampires Suck" signs?

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[thelightbringer]

[He grins and offers a hand to help him up.]

Remind me to show you a raptor someday.

[shifting]

No, you're right, I should ask the whole fuckin' city to hide in their homes 'til the vampires get bored and leave.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

It still sounds kind of stupid--sorry, Sam.

[doeswhathewants]

I am not at all sure what a proof is.

But, my metabolism is incredibly high and I am more .. ah- dense than a human.

voice;

[awakenings]

Go ahead, tell him. See what happens.

[shifting]

It means how much alcohol's in the drink. 90 proof's about 45%, 120 proof is 60%.

[doeswhathewants]

Anything higher than that? Perhaps 90 proof?

[shifting]

I already told you 90 proof. ...Do you mean one that's 90% alcohol?

[doeswhathewants]

Oh! Yes, that is what I meant. So that would be ... 180 proof?

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[tea_lover64]

One that you took some exception to apparently.

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[bloodthirsts]

[Tentative smile.] Thanks. I know it's hard for some people, especially with what's happening now.

[hisoldgirl]

How are you aware of your own taste? Do you lick yourself? Oh, or bite? Biting is fun, don't you think?

[momchester]

Or until someone does something about it.

It was just a question.

[shifting]

Next time, don't use murder victims to ask a question. 'Specially when the question's just an insinuation.