[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

[Offline]

[shifting]

[laughing]

Radioactive ones at that.

video;

[olderthanyourjesus]

I can always be a third party in the tasting. [Oh hey, impulsive vampire with more blood on him.]

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

Aww, no dancing, Sam? But... I'm a great dancer... And, I'm pretty sure I could convince the boyfriend to dance with me. [Grins.]

[video]

[failedparenting]

Twenty-two years experience hunting monsters and two tours in Vietnam.

[Does he win?]

Also, I learned a lot of the trade from a guy who specialized in hunting vampires. Just so you know.

[paterelohim]

Well, I'm not a vampire- I have no clue. But, it doesn't exactly sound like something to get offended over.

[video]

[pandorabox]

Can't say I'm much of a cook or a server. But I'm pretty good at entertainment, though not the kind of entertainment you might expect.

[shifting]

[troll.]

voice;

[manofthenorth]

How now brown cow?

voice;

[shifting]

You're not invited, by the way.

video;

[shifting]

[oh Christ.]

I can think of a few people who wouldn't approve.

Me bein' the first of 'em.

Re: voice;

[manofthenorth]

To what?

[Video]

[shifting]

If you can find a place to do it, you dance all you want.

You have a boyfriend? When did that happen?

[shifting]

C'mon. "Chuck, you taste horrible." You tellin' me that wouldn't bother you at all?

voice;

[shifting]

The event. ...Do you even listen to my posts?

voice;

[shifting]

That's what I was tryin' to tell him.

It's still offensive.

Re: voice;

[manofthenorth]

Oh. No, I wasn't paying attention. Awfully unfair of you.

voice;

[shifting]

Jackass.

It's perfectly fair. I'm protectin' your delicate sensibilities. Wouldn't want you to have to deal with smellin' shifter all night.

[shifting]

Haven't decided on those yet either. [sheepishly]

[Video]

[shifting]

It's not worth visitin' unless you're into that sorta scene anyway. Their regular drinks suck.

voice;

[shifting]

I'm just... defendin' my honor. Somethin' like that. I don't know.

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

[Grin.]

You realize, I'm an Olympic class gymnast, right? Dancing on table tops is easy.

[Blink. Oh yeah. Bad habit of not telling people things.]

Erm. August? At least, that's when I asked Kenzo out... During the earthquake. Well, right after it. But I'd planned to ask him out earlier that day, just the earthquake interfered...

[Umm. Babbling. She'll be shutting up now. Sheepishly.]

[video]

[shifting]

What sort is it? ...If you have to get naked for it, AGI's a better venue.q

[Video]

[shifting]

Well congratulations, girl. I'm happy for you.

voice;

[manofthenorth]

Ooh. You really shouldn't take it so personally. You know what it's like to have a delicate sense of smell, Merlotte.

voice;

[shifting]

And I know half of what you say at any given time is bullshit, Northman.