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Video-backdated a few hours to early afternoon

[The kid on the video doesn't look so hot. Not in an ate too much candy sort of way, either. He's pale and clammy and his lips aren't a healthy color. His eyes are dilated. He should probably be in bed. In fact, he probably is. But he's got something important to say first, judging by the serious expression on his face.]

Ah. I hope it doesn't ruin the holiday atmosphere, but I guess I should warn everyone. If someone gives you chocolates and you don't know them very well-

[He stops, curls up a bit. Ow, his freakin' insides...but before he can properly complain about those, he bumps something behind him. It turns out to be a plastic IV line, and when the cart falls over it tugs him hard enough to make him knock his head against a vacuum chamber, hanging around conveniently in case any patients in the area need their stomach pumped. Yosuke makes a frustrated, whiny sound.]

Ow! Ugh...anyway, please don't take candy from strangers. It might make you sick.

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You said you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone at school! I'm talking about what you did there! That's not off-limits!

You said 'again,' that was the reference!

I'll start over then.

You didn't puke all over a hot girl, did you?

...I don't remember doing that.

[There were a few hazy moments in there, though.]

That's not something you just forget!

Well it was still something else.

. . .

You didn't crap yourself in front of them, did you?

No! Don't start that kind of rumor! Jeez.

Well maybe you should stop getting sick in weird places!

I was high, you jerk!

[Wait. Shit. Other people can see this too.]

...But it was an accident.

How do you accidentally get high?

It's just like I said! Cute girls with chocolates. You can't tell me you wouldn't have eaten them, too.

[Groooan...]

Whatever they put in was too much. Ugh. Even the charcoal doesn't make it feel better at all. It feels like swallowing angry eels. And I really hate electricity.

I would have. I would have been so happy, I wouldn't have cared.

Maybe that saying is right. If it seems too good to be true-ow!

[He curls up, uncurls, curls up again. Clearly he's miserable, and yet his tone is sort of wistful.]

I didn't think they even knew I was alive.

That's not fair for them to play with our feelings like that!

Yeah, guess not.

[Pant, shiver, groan. Okay, so being poisoned sucks, but...]

It was almost worth it.

[And then there's more curling up and panting and groaning, because damn. Not fun.]

Unless I die. In that case I need you to avenge me. And don't fall for their feminine wiles and tiny, tiny skirts.

You're not going to die. You've been through worse than this.

Only once....and that time there was morphine.

[Are you actually making him start to feel sorry for you? Dammit, Yosuke.]

Maybe you should try to sleep it off.

[What did you think all the whining was for?]

Ugh...maybe. If I could just get to sleep. They have me sedatives earlier, but for some reason they're not knocking me out.

Because you keep talking.

I had to warn people!

And now you have so you should get some sleep.

[Groan.]

But my stomach hurts. Not like eating bad fish, either. More like eating a nest of angry bees.

How do you know what eating a nest of angry bees feels like?

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