sirenspull | video. (dated to this afternoon)

And? How did you present-day types like my era? Hardly, I'll bet. Don't worry, I agree with you. All things considered, it was shit. That is, unless you were wealthy and well-respected, but even then, I'd be sad to miss plug-in night lights and Angry Birds and ModCloth. Actually, even here was a little forward of when I came from... A little west, too. [Though his Queen's English surely gave that away already.

Alois is all dressed up to go out, just doing up the gold buttons on a winter coat as he stands in front of the NV.] I hope you all understand, [he says, chin tilted down to watch his fingers, and a little bit solemnly,] how lovely we can have it here.

Ciel should be home soon. [His head's up again, and he tugs his coat down to straighten it, and then reaches out of frame. There's a rustling, and when his hands are back in view, they're holding a bouquet of white roses and baby's breath.] I'm going to see him now, and he's feeling better. Should get some cookies from the kitchen before I go... [Cos fuck hospital rules on food. He'll probably end up getting in trouble with the nurses... He reaches out to switch off the video, but pauses to add: ]

Times like these we get our hands dirty, don't we?

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If I have to drink any more shite apple juice out of these plastic little containers, I'm going to hang myself with the IV tubes.

[How endearing.]

What do you want to drink?

Fruitopia. The pink kind, not the blue one in the fridge. That one tastes like the shite the dentist made me rinse my mouth out with.

[Alois is coming to the realization that his betrothed is like five years old.]

If you drink nothing but that you'll have to go to the dentist again anyway you know.

I will never go back to that horrid, wretched place. I will die first.

Take care of themmmmmm they'reso pretttyyyyyyy

I do. I brush them.

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Let meeeeee do it

I'm on my way to the subway. is there anything else you want me to pick up?

No.

Timbits. A box of twenty. I also want their noodle soup.

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Ok i'll bring you the soup

And the timbits. Do not, under any circumstance, forget.

I will be irrevocably upset if you do.

I'm sorry I'm losing service.

If you do not bring me timbits I will have to resort to drastic measures.

Im going through a tunnel

That is a lie and you know it, Alois Trancy.

You were lying too, when you said you loved me.

What else were you lying about then?

Don't play with my heart like this you ravenous sod

Don't play with mine when I request you to get me a box of timbits. Even ten will suffice.

Request my fine arse why don't you you didn't ask at all, you demanded the bits the way only a glutton could and you are so mean to me. Why dont you just eat the flowers I'm bringing you? I am honestly a saint did you know this?

I will do whatever you want for a day if you bring me timbits.

I love you.

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Youuuu are such a liar.

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Am not. I swear it. I promise.

Please, Alois. I may die.

You love me more than the sun and the most beautiful stars and diamonds, right?

I love you more than the timbits I yearn for.

Also pie.

Oooo you're buttering me up. [But he's blushing, uguu.]

Hardly.

Please though. I really would appreciate timbits.

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