[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

Comments

[andproper]

I turn into a baby duck.

[This is a normal conversation, right?]

[asano_san]

How is that a superpower?

[Completely normal!]

[andproper]

It's fun.

Honest.

[asano_san]

People would probably step on me if I was a duck.

[andproper]

Not if you're careful.

Most people are more careful than that, though.

[asano_san]

Not around me, they're not!

[andproper]

Why not? Don't they like you?

[asano_san]

Even my own friends abuse me!

[andproper]

They don't sound like very good friends.

[asano_san]

Exactly!

[andproper]

Maybe you shouldn't hang out with them.

[asano_san]

Then I'll really be alone! How is that better?

[andproper]

I bet you can find other friends. You seem nice.

[asano_san]

Really?

[andproper]

I think so.

I don't really know, though.

[asano_san]

You could have left it at "I think so."

[andproper]

I could be your friend.

[asano_san]

Really?

[andproper]

I don't know why not.

[asano_san]

OK! You're my new friend!

[If only she was a little older...]

[andproper]

So what do you like doing?

[asano_san]

I don't know. Hang out with friends. Watch movies. Play video games. I have to work, but I hate it.

What about you?

[andproper]

I read a lot at the hospital...

I don't think that's for fun, though.

[asano_san]

Reading is too much like schoolwork.

[andproper]

I'm learning how to heal.