[Video - backdated to afternoon and also open to action threads if someone goes looking for him]

[asano_san]

[There are three things that are notable about this post.

1. Keigo is looking frantic, even for him.

2. He has an impressive zit on the end of his nose.

3. The bit of background scenery showing behind his head looks like the point where a roof meets the sky.]

Guys?

GUYS?!

What's happening to me? I'm not supposed to fly!

Comments

[video]

[blackmoonrising]

Okay, just...

[Sigh. How does he even begin to deal with this?]

Is there anything to grab onto so you don't float away or anything?

[video]

[asano_san]

I'm afraid to move any more!

[Except he gestures at the phone in his hand when he says this. With only one arm in the mix, he actually doesn't float any higher. Instead, he starts a slow rotation.]

Nooooo!

[video]

[blackmoonrising]

Stop flailing dumbass!

[video]

[asano_san]

[No, no flailing right now. He's just going to rotate in place and cry.]

[video]

[blackmoonrising]

How the hell is it that when this shit happens it's always you that it happens to?

[And it appears that this is an Ichigo on the move.]

[video]

[asano_san]

It's not like I do it on purpose!

[video]

[blackmoonrising]

Look just... try not to float anywhere dangerous and I'll come get you down.

[video]

[asano_san]

Okay.

[At least he's starting to slow down.]

[video]

[blackmoonrising]

And don't freak out or you'll probably go into orbit or something.

[video]

[asano_san]

Don't say something like-!

[Keigo starts to point at his phone, but then clamps his arm back at his side.]

Don't say something like that.

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

[And then a little while later, there Ichigo is, standing at street level and looking up at him with a disbelieving look.]

Unbelievable.

[action]

[asano_san]

You're just going to stand there and watch me?

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

Tch, no.

[Takes out his NV, points it at Keigo and click. Documented forever in pixels.]

[action]

[asano_san]

Iiiiichiiiiigooooo! That's not fair!

[Float float float.

Up up up.]

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

Oh geez Oi! Calm down!

[And then he leaps up into the air to go after him.]

Damn it Keigo!

[action]

[asano_san]

How am I supposed to be calm when you're getting blackmail material?

[Not calming down. Still floating higher. But at least he's moving a lot more slowly than Ichigo.]

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

[Another leap and Ichigo pauses about six feet below him, looking bemused.]

As if you wouldn't be doin' the same thing if you were in my shoes! Do you want my help or not?

[action]

[asano_san]

Is this really the time to accuse me? I'm suffering enough already!

[Or - there may be too much truth to that statement.]

Of course I want your help!

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

Then calm down dumbass, you keep floating higher!

[Up he hops, one last time, and then -yoink!- he has Keigo by the ankle.]

Gotcha!

[action]

[asano_san]

You're going to haul me down by my ankle?

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

[Ichigo gives his ankle a firm tug to pull him down to eye-level.]

Well it's easier. You okay?

[action]

[asano_san]

I'd be better if I hadn't started flying today.

[action]

[blackmoonrising]

Seriously man wha-

[Hang on a minute.]

Nice zit by the way.

[action]

[asano_san]

Don't you think I'm suffering enough without you making fun of it!