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sirenspull2012-11-09 02:18 pm
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001 - In which Howl is Pulled from Elsewhere
[A man’s voice, louder than it should be.]
Sophie! SOPHIE.
[A man flickers into view on camera. He’s decidedly handsome, well-groomed and dressed, a blue jewel hanging from one ear. One might almost be able to smell a whiff of hyacinth perfume. For a moment he turns the NV over and around in his hands until the viewer just gets a jumble of him – flashes of hair and hands and eyes that are strangely pale, green, reflective like glass. Finally the window comes to rest on him again, and he is glaring.]
Never hire a cleaning lady. If they come nosing their way into your life, boot them out the door, as you value your sanity.
[Hard to say if he knows he’s talking to you. In all honesty, it probably doesn’t matter. He pushes the hair back from his face, handsomely perturbed.]
All right, since there seems to be no immediate way back: I’ll need the nearest junkyard. Preferably magical. Non-magical will do in a pinch, though I’ll have to recreate my notes.
Also: A book of poetry. Promptly.
Sophie! SOPHIE.
[A man flickers into view on camera. He’s decidedly handsome, well-groomed and dressed, a blue jewel hanging from one ear. One might almost be able to smell a whiff of hyacinth perfume. For a moment he turns the NV over and around in his hands until the viewer just gets a jumble of him – flashes of hair and hands and eyes that are strangely pale, green, reflective like glass. Finally the window comes to rest on him again, and he is glaring.]
Never hire a cleaning lady. If they come nosing their way into your life, boot them out the door, as you value your sanity.
[Hard to say if he knows he’s talking to you. In all honesty, it probably doesn’t matter. He pushes the hair back from his face, handsomely perturbed.]
All right, since there seems to be no immediate way back: I’ll need the nearest junkyard. Preferably magical. Non-magical will do in a pinch, though I’ll have to recreate my notes.
Also: A book of poetry. Promptly.
[ Video ]
[ A beat. ]
People will tell you it won't work, you know. On account of the Core.
[ Video ]
[A sideways glance.]
Already done.
[With the implicit question: Not going to do the same, Break?]
[ Video ]
[ There's a doll on Break's shoulder that seems to spring to life, all of a sudden: ]
WE'RE TRAPPED, WE CAN'T GET HOME, WE'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
[ Video ]
Unless your shoulder does the talking for you?
[ Video ]
[ There's the crinkle crinkle of cellophane, as he twirls open the wrapper of a hard candy. ]
Even so - you never know for sure until you tryyyyyyyyy~!
[ Video ]
[Possibly both.]
Portals are a bit of a specialty.
[He smiles.] So quite right.
[ Video ]
[ CRUNCH! He speaks, with his mouth full of candy, chomping away. ]
Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?
[ Video ]
[ Video ]
[ In the most casual of tones, as if he were commenting on the weather: ]
Besides - I'd rather seek a thing, then wait for it to come, inevitably.
[ Video ]
I find it's not best to be too eager, or you get your wish.
[Also, it's not Break's neck on the line in this case.]
[ Video ]
Ah. Well, perhaps you're right about that.
[ He nods, as if he's agreeing with a piece of sage advice. ]
These portals of yours. Are they for long-distance travel only, or can you manage short hops?
[ Video ]
Sometimes the distances between worlds are shorter than we think.
I don't make jumps into other people's houses, if that's what you're wondering.
[ Video ]
No, no. Not at all. It simply occurred to me that you could test your portals within the confines of the city, without risking the effects of the Pull.
[ And having a method of travelling quickly, from point to point, within the city would be useful in its own right. ]
By the way - my host keeps a large library. He's an Englishman, like yourself. I don't know for sure, but it's quite possible he has the book you're looking for.
[ Video ]
[This man is a curiosity. Perhaps a challenge.]
And I suppose you'd be willing to test them?
[ Video ]
[ Not on the Network. Even set to private, it's not secure. ]
[ Video ]
[ Video/Private ]
Let me know when you'd like to come look for your book. I imagine you'll want to settle in first.
[ And then both he and Emily wave and simultaneously say: ]
BYE-BYE
[ END TRANSMISSION ]