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[Hello people of Siren's Pull, have someone who has been something of a phantom on the network for the most part in his time here. But he turns on the feed because he has something of great importance to bring up, and it has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.

He looks tired and pale, but completely intent on this post like it's the most serious thing ever.]

As some of you may have heard, it seems Crowley's hellhound is going to have puppies. He doesn't desire to go through the effort of training them even to be sold, but has agreed that if it can be made worth the effort or others can assist, he will allow them to live.

[Castiel generally doesn't care about most things or people dying, really. Especially not monsters. But hellhounds are different; or rather, this particular hellhound's puppies are different.]

Those of you who have any experience in training animals, particularly supernatural ones, or possess abilities that may be of use in this and are willing to attempt training them, compensation can be decided upon, potentially including one of the puppies themselves.

Also, if anyone who would be interested in purchasing one, pricing can be discussed.

[There. Castiel's keeping a puppy either way, Crowley's bitching be damned, but there will be many others that need homes. 8|]

[Filtered to Sam Merlotte]

I was informed you might be able to assist in the training.

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Extremely.

[He... Doesn't get that he's messing with him at all and is totally serious.]

Ah, well then I'd say I have plenty of experience in the matter.

[Cheerfully]

Alright. Crowley will finish discussion of price, and you will be contacted when the puppies are available.

Oh you believe that, do you? Thats good.

[ Just going to take his word for it?]

[It's his face that might get chewed off, not Castiel's, so Castiel doesn't care~]

It is for your sake that you should know what you are doing.

I suppose thats fair.

[A little irresponsible too, fostering off deadly creatures to people who might get killed by them. Oh well!]

Mr. Crowley mentioned I should talk to you about Hellhound proofing?

What do you mean by hellhound proofing?

[Totally irresponsible, yes, but he's an angel. They're good at that.]

Preventing them from escaping, keeping them confined to certain areas? I doubt the guests would appreciate hellhounds running around in their rooms.

A cage is being worked on to contain them. Warding of particular rooms against them is simple, however.

Oh thats good to hear. Ah, would you be able to include some written instructions?

I can do so, yes. I will include them when you pick up the puppies.

Excellent, are you also taking a cut of the profits?

[He tilts his head for a moment like the thought hadn't crossed his mind before, which it hadn't.]

I am not.

I see, well I suppose that does make sense.

[You being a secretary to Crowley and all]

[It's so good he hasn't noticed that conversation.]

I am simply interested in placing them somewhere.

[Since Crowley would just kill them otherwise. Besides it's not like Castiel won't benefit from the extra money considering he lives with Crowley half the time anyway.]

Well in the trash is somewhere. You also wanted them to live.

[For some reason or another.]

[Argh. Is this what it's like to talk to himself sometimes?]

The trash is not an option. I meant 'place' as in finding them places to live.

[Teasing Castiel is fun]

Yes I figured as much.