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[Hello people of Siren's Pull, have someone who has been something of a phantom on the network for the most part in his time here. But he turns on the feed because he has something of great importance to bring up, and it has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.

He looks tired and pale, but completely intent on this post like it's the most serious thing ever.]

As some of you may have heard, it seems Crowley's hellhound is going to have puppies. He doesn't desire to go through the effort of training them even to be sold, but has agreed that if it can be made worth the effort or others can assist, he will allow them to live.

[Castiel generally doesn't care about most things or people dying, really. Especially not monsters. But hellhounds are different; or rather, this particular hellhound's puppies are different.]

Those of you who have any experience in training animals, particularly supernatural ones, or possess abilities that may be of use in this and are willing to attempt training them, compensation can be decided upon, potentially including one of the puppies themselves.

Also, if anyone who would be interested in purchasing one, pricing can be discussed.

[There. Castiel's keeping a puppy either way, Crowley's bitching be damned, but there will be many others that need homes. 8|]

[Filtered to Sam Merlotte]

I was informed you might be able to assist in the training.

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And the ones she's going to give birth to.

How lenient is Crowley being?

What do you mean?

[Crowley is sort of being grumpy about all of this actually but Cas is pushing his luck anyway because hellhounds.]

Has he agreed to let Sam teach the pups their table manners? I ask because if he tries to turn Sam into a pumpkin or chop him up into a meat loaf, I'll be really disappointed in you.

And then you'll be out a demon roommate, and I don't know where either of us are going to find replacements in a town like this.

[Great, more threats. Just what he wants to deal with at the moment.]

I will mediate. This will all work.

[He's not letting Crowley kill Sam okay and he's not even sure the demon would try.]

Just breathe, little brother. I was joking.

Crowley wants to get rid of them, and he doesn't want you angry at him. He'll give them away, don't worry about it.

[Oh. Well. He calms slightly, though not entirely.]

I believe he will decide it is in his best interests to allow them to be adopted, whether he is paid or indeed gives them away.

Look at the interest you've brought. Everyone wants one now.

[Which is hilarious. Yes, humans, adopt invisible, man-eating, soul-stealing dogs.]

So it seems.

[He's a little surprised, but also somewhat pleased with himself.]

Nicely done.

...Did you talk Chuck into it?

[He takes the compliment for what it is, inwardly feeling a tiny spark of pride, even if the sentiment is coming from Lucifer of all people.

He tilts his head at the last question, though.]

I did not. He decided to ask for one on his own.

That's surprising.

[And incredibly baffling.]

By the by, how are you two going to judge whether or not they're trained well enough?

Presumably by whether they obey commands given to them.

[He's sort of leaving the verification to Crowley.]

Ask him what commands those will be for me, hm?

Why?

[He asks the question both out of simply curiosity and annoyance; Lucifer can talk to Chuck himself.]

Because Crowley won't tell me himself. I don't know if you've noticed, but he doesn't like me.

[Oh, ask Crowley. Okay. Still not Lucifer's proxy.]

With reason.

Excuse me?

[He's a little nervous at that tone, but he doesn't back down.]

He has reason not to like you.

He's a demon. His opinion doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

[Are you diseased, Castiel, how can you not see that?]

That opinion is precisely why he dislikes you.

[8| Crowley has actually been one of if not the best friend he's had here at the Port, okay.]

No, he dislikes me because he thinks I'm trying to take Hell away from him.

[Demons are terrible friends. ......but not as terrible as the Winchesters. Set the bar a little higher there, Cas.]

That is not the issue at all.

[HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!11!!!]

You think he's not afraid I'm going to sweep the throne out from under him? I'll let you in on a little secret, Castiel. None of the demons know that I don't want to be there.

I find that difficult to believe.

[But most demons are terribly stupid, so.]

Why? Because I'm such good bosom buddies with them all?

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