10 [Accidental Video | Action]

[integrity]

[The NV turns on to show massive paw prints in the snow, spaced an incredible distance apart. The feed continues moving -- the paw prints are getting closer together -- until it stops abruptly, with a soft chuckle from your resident favorite demon -- because it appears that a massive bloody thing is hovering in mid-air.]

Was killing it necessary?

[The bloody lump of... whatever the living hell Crowley's Hellhound has found shakes in mid-air, the bones crunching with a quick snap of her jaws as she swallows part of it whole, before dropping the other half on the ground. The snow then puffs upward in a spray of crystals as Growley drops obediently at Crowley's feet.

The NV moves for a moment or two before Crowley pockets it, though you can still hear him speaking before the feed shuts off.]

Last time I ask you to fetch me a bloody steak, stupid beast.

ooc; You can find Crowley and his hellhound in person if you're wandering around Sector Three!

Comments

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

They aim to please. It's not her fault you're so high maintenance.

[Video]

[integrity]

[He turns the feed around to face him. If Castiel told him anything of what Lucifer said, the demon certainly doesn't show it.]

As if I would eat something that's been in her mouth, but the advice is sweet.

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[that_is_asecret]

[He is sitting atop a building when he spies Crowley moving with his hellhound. His voice carries suspiciously well down to where the two are, its tone cheerful and playful. He is making no attempt to hide]

Planning a barbeque are we?

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[integrity]

[He glances upward, nonchalant -- so the hellhound remains nonchalant.]

Not for me, certainly.

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[improvesmorale]

[He spends several moments frozen, his fingers dangling over the keys of his NV. And then - for the sake of his overall sanity and happiness - he decides to take it in stride.]

What is that?

text; holy shit i screamed when i got this tag BEST MUSE.

[integrity]

[To fuck with him or to not fuck with him.

That is the question.

... Crowley feels charitable.]

A hellhound.

Video

[ibreakrules]

[Frau looks rather confused and unsure what to think of this. He's both amused and a little disgusted, though it's leaning more toward amused.]

I would ask, but I get the feeling I wouldn't get a decent answer.

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[integrity]

It's a hellhound.

[Almost boredly. Honestly, it's like people haven't seen an invisible dog before.]

It's quite a good thing if you can't see it.

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[scalemates]

[ terezi is out exploring looking for a job when she overhears the conversation. normally she'd just continue on by, but smelling the sulfur coming off the hellhound's hide is enough to catch her attention. ]

That's why you should never send a woofbeast to do a job better done by someone with hands.

[ with a wide grin displaying her teeth, terezi leans forward on her red and white cane, drumming her short nails on the dragon's head. ]

( ooc | if you'd like me to change anything about the tag, lemme know! o/ )

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[integrity]

[Crowley glances over, toward Terezi -- and he doesn't need to move his eyes to the cane to know that the troll can't see him. Which makes him fascinated.]

She gets out of practice without things to hunt.

[And the demon turns, amused.]

Are you suggesting you could do better?

Video

[youfartknocker]

Uh- whoa. Where did you get that one? Uh, huh huh huh.

Video

[integrity]

Hell.

[uberboned]

Cut the girl some slack, Crowley. You didn't say she had to bust out the George Foreman.

[integrity]

As if I would cook a steak on a George Foreman grill.

[What do you think he is, poor?]

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[bigandbad]

[Bigby just so happens to be wandering that same sector this afternoon, returning to the station after checking in a department store that had suffered gang activity a week prior. Boring, predictable, but it gave the ancient wolf something to do, a job to pretend to care about even as he tore it up from the inside. To cure a cancer you have to rip out the tumor...

Of course, running into a demon and his giant invisible demon hound was neither boring nor predictable, and it stopped him in his tracks across the snowy street, his nose going crazy even through the cloud of cigarette smoke he used to block such things. Christ's holy pecker, what was that?]

[action]

[integrity]

[Crowley doesn't look over at Bigby when he stops to stare -- having known that the NV broadcasted what he had said to his dog, he isn't surprised at people having a look. Instead, he sends a wave of snow over his dog, to wash off some of the blood, seemingly ignoring Bigby.

They aren't going anywhere.]

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[paranoidbastard]

[ Eugh. ]

I hear rolled-up newspapers'll do wonders for that.

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[integrity]

[She's a good hellhound, Bobby, she does as she's told all the time. :C]

Now, I know you won't be able to see her, but --

[Crowley arches his eyebrows at the NV.]

I'd need something a hell of a lot bigger than the New York Times to swat her nose.

[athermercy]

Give her a break.

[Elaine's sympathetic with the hellhound.]

[integrity]

Oh, come on.

[He's flipping something to Growley, that she catches with a snap of her jaws.]

Even you must know I'm not serious.

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[beyondmeasure]

[Her eyes are wide and curious, although the corner of her mouth is turned down into a little disapproving frown.]

You shouldn't talk to her like that.

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[integrity]

She has extraordinarily thick skin, I'm sure she'll be fine.

[Video]

[fightthefairies]

[Moment of silence here. Frigging Hellhounds.]

Maybe you should be more specific.

[Video]

[integrity]

[Oh, Dean, Growley is a nice Hellhound, let her love you. :C]

She's clever enough to know what I mean. No excuses.

Perhaps you'd like a shot at telling her what to do.

[trololo]

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[paterelohim]

Be fair. Did you even specify what kind of steak?

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[integrity]

I only eat one kind.