033 // video; filtered away from Blaine Anderson

[showbizpanache]

[Kurt's at the mall food court, surrounded by bags of what are more than likely girl's clothes. He left first thing in the morning before Blaine woke up, leaving a note. And now... Well, there's only so much time he can blow before he has to go home and face his boyfriend.]

U-um. Hello. It's Kurt.

Does anyone-- I need some advice.

What am I supposed to tell my boyfriend?

Comments

[motioned]

oh! oh yeah you told me he kissed a girl once

but kurt you didn't even have control over this! and anyways it'll go back to normal soon, it has to. and then it's not like he would stop caring about you over something like this.

if it helps i think you look really pretty :)

[showbizpanache]

Thanks Ahiru. You're so sweet.

I'll need some help with a few things though. Like how a bra works. I'm good with most girl things but these are impossible!

[motioned]

really? you just sort of connect it together in the back

i think other people might be more help with that than i would be

[showbizpanache]

I think I'll figure it out.

They must be so uncomfortable though! I've just been wearing a baggy shirt all day. I bought a whole new wardrobe, though.

[motioned]

i think you'll get used to it

you bought a new wardrobe even though you don't know if this will last long?

[showbizpanache]

How could I resist? There are so many new avenues for fashion available to me now.

I might have gone overboard, but I could always give them to you when we change back?

If we change back...

[motioned]

don't say if! and you can't just give me a ton of clothes, either!

[showbizpanache]

Okay just a few outfits, then, and the rest to charity. Sound good? Think of it as an early Christmas present.

[motioned]

see but i know you and you're going to get me something else for christmas when it actually comes so it'll be like you gave me a bunch of presents and i don't need that much

if you give it to charity those people need it more

[showbizpanache]

All right, all right. Charity it is. Sheesh!

[motioned]

why are you sheeshing me

[showbizpanache]

You are incapable of accepting generosity. But it's kind of cute, so I forgive you.

[motioned]

well if you really want to give them to me i'm going to like throw them out! i just think i have enough clothes and other people need them more than me

how is that cute

[showbizpanache]

You seem a little uptight; is something wrong?

[...]

Did you change too???

[motioned]

can we please talk about something else.

[Read: yes.]

[showbizpanache]

Looks like we're in the same boat then.

Does Fakir know?

[motioned]

yeah

he's different too

[showbizpanache]

That's curious.

Blaine didn't change at all.

[motioned]

i don't really think whoever or whatever did this was taking into account who we have feelings for but i guess weirder things have happened here

and i guess it's different because you too are together, too

[showbizpanache]

Maybe.

Can I see you? I'll bet you're cute.

video | still private;

[motioned]

[INTERNAL DEBATE but after about half a minute, she flips the video on.]

I'm not cute.

[showbizpanache]

Oh, you're adorable!

[motioned]

I am not! This is so weird!

[showbizpanache]

Preaching to the choir, sweetie.

[motioned]

Yeah, but if I said you looked really nice, you'd say you don't too, right?