033 // video; filtered away from Blaine Anderson

[showbizpanache]

[Kurt's at the mall food court, surrounded by bags of what are more than likely girl's clothes. He left first thing in the morning before Blaine woke up, leaving a note. And now... Well, there's only so much time he can blow before he has to go home and face his boyfriend.]

U-um. Hello. It's Kurt.

Does anyone-- I need some advice.

What am I supposed to tell my boyfriend?

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[motioned]

[There's a moment of surprise, but all things considered, it doesn't last long.]

tell him the truth

you didn't do anything wrong and it has to go back to normal soon

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[hostagette]

Tell him you'll be back to normal in a few days. Seriously, this shit never lasts.

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[matereloah]

Trust him enough to tell him now. He's a big boy.

[showbizpanache]

I hope so.

I mean gosh, of all the times for this to happen!

[motioned]

of all the times? what do you mean? did something happen with you two recently?

[showbizpanache]

I suppose not, but you can't be positive. Maybe I can just stay in a hotel for a week or so, or--or something.

It's not like I'm ashamed, I just... [Hurk. Insecurities.]

[showbizpanache]

Er... Chuck?

You look nice.

[showbizpanache]

Nothing bad. It's just that with me quitting my job we'd planned to have a lot of time together and now I feel all awkward and insecure and did you know he had a sexuality crisis once?? this is NOT going to help

[motioned]

oh! oh yeah you told me he kissed a girl once

but kurt you didn't even have control over this! and anyways it'll go back to normal soon, it has to. and then it's not like he would stop caring about you over something like this.

if it helps i think you look really pretty :)

[matereloah]

Thanks. You too.

So, seriously- it's not like you got a surprise sex change. This is a magic thing. It'll go back.

[showbizpanache]

I guess you're right. Sorry-- It's sort of in my nature now to expect the worst.

[matereloah]

After everything that's happened? I don't blame you.

He's not going to leave you because of something this stupid. Blaine's a good guy. He loves you.

[showbizpanache]

I--I know.

It's just, er. We had something planned for this weekend.

[showbizpanache]

Thanks Ahiru. You're so sweet.

I'll need some help with a few things though. Like how a bra works. I'm good with most girl things but these are impossible!

[motioned]

really? you just sort of connect it together in the back

i think other people might be more help with that than i would be

[showbizpanache]

I think I'll figure it out.

They must be so uncomfortable though! I've just been wearing a baggy shirt all day. I bought a whole new wardrobe, though.

[motioned]

i think you'll get used to it

you bought a new wardrobe even though you don't know if this will last long?

[showbizpanache]

How could I resist? There are so many new avenues for fashion available to me now.

I might have gone overboard, but I could always give them to you when we change back?

If we change back...

[hostagette]

Is your boyfriend that shitty, seriously?

[showbizpanache]

No! Oh no, no. I just-- This isn't about him, not really.

It's me. I need to just...try and relax.

[hostagette]

You should just go and see him. I bet you guys'll laugh it off and then you can wait the whole thing out together.

[motioned]

don't say if! and you can't just give me a ton of clothes, either!

[showbizpanache]

Okay just a few outfits, then, and the rest to charity. Sound good? Think of it as an early Christmas present.

[motioned]

see but i know you and you're going to get me something else for christmas when it actually comes so it'll be like you gave me a bunch of presents and i don't need that much

if you give it to charity those people need it more

[showbizpanache]

All right, all right. Charity it is. Sheesh!