text.

[faking]

If ANYONE is going to complain then i absolutely get to too.

complain!
complain!
complain!

I don't feel any better. do you?


(and he has definitely become a she.)

Comments

[rewritter]

That



That just sounds stupid. And a waste of time and energy.

[faking]

That's like saying LIVING is a waste of energy! You're an energy hoarder.

[rewritter]

What? That doesn't even make sense, moron.

[faking]

i'm saying you don't even know what fun is. which is too bad because I supposed we had some common interests so we might as well make the most of it.

[rewritter]

All we have in common is this stupid, bizarre problem. I've put aside my sword a while ago.

[faking]

I meant someone ELSE stupid and bizarre. maybe you don't know the concept of best friends but I thought I was in a position to be diplomatic and excellent. and misery is supposed to be a good icebreaker!

[rewritter]

Am I supposed to know what you're talking about?

[faking]

Yes! I'm trying to create a stable and loving habitat for Ahiru!

[rewritter]

Fine, then we have that in common too.

[faking]

She's really important so I figure you're important too in your own way.

[rewritter]

I'm not.

[faking]

Wait you can't decide what is or is not important to me.

[rewritter]

I think I would rather be not important.

[faking]

I know but it doesn't work that way.

[rewritter]

Unfortunately.

[faking]

Listen, Ahiru is my best fucking friend ever so I want to be good to people she's good to. it's like Gilbert, who is important not only because of his perfect hair and okay dinners but because Ahiru AND Ciel love him.

I mean we're a household.

[rewritter]

We are, but that doesn't mean anything. She has a lot of friends. I'm not interested in getting to know all of them.

[ or even most of them, or even some of them. ]

[faking]

I told myself I should have gone with the stealing her far away method but I didn't listen

[rewritter]

Wait

What.

[faking]

I figured if we got on well enough I wouldn't be as mad that you're going to take her away from me but I don't think that's going to work out. it's complicated

[rewritter]

I'm what

You're misunderstanding, I'm taking her back home eventually but that's all

[faking]

I don't want to hear your redhead stealing excuses.

[rewritter]

What are you talking about

I'm not stealing her

[faking]

Then we can be friends.

[Alois Trancy's insane troll logic]

[rewritter]

No.