007 :: Video

[hulkbusted]

[Someone has gone through several cups of herbal tea this morning before feeling assured that he's calm enough to come to the network. If he didn't have classes to teach today, he'd spend the entire day doing a thorough physical on himself. (Get your minds out of any gutters they've fallen into.)

As it is, after the initial incredulity, shock, horror, and rising fury passed, he's thrown on a button down shirt, shoved his hair out of his face, and settled down in front of the video camera.]

Broadcast to any students in his class
Good morning, students. If you're thinking about skipping class today because you're suddenly confused about which bathroom to use, don't. I'll be there and fair warning to SPU faculty, I'll be using the men's room.

Biochem students, yes, we will be having the scheduled exam.


Unfiltered
Loki. I want a word with you.

Comments

[symmachy]

Probably not. My brother would probably sympathize more.

[hulkbusted]

I've never met him, but I still like you more, even if you're secretly laughing at me.

[symmachy]

He's... something. And I'm not laughing. [secretly]

[hulkbusted]

Oops is code for "haha".

[symmachy]

You think so?

[hulkbusted]

That's been my experience.

"Oh, you're suddenly female? Oops." Yeah, that equates to, "Haha."

[symmachy]

[snicker]

Maybe it was a little laugh.

[hulkbusted]

[He's making a face at you, Scatty. It's probably worth another snicker.]

A little laugh from you means as much as a knee-slapper from most people.

[symmachy]

[he gets one]

I didn't know my laughter ranked so highly.

[hulkbusted]

You don't laugh a lot.

[Hey!] Usually.

[symmachy]

[a pause]

Should I? Laugh more.

[hulkbusted]

[Huh, unexpected question.]

Don't fake it for me. I'd rather you were honest than pretend because you think you should.

[symmachy]

[scatty always never fakes it bruce
but this is making her grin a little bit again]

You're good at this. Thanks, Dear Abby.

[hulkbusted]

[Way to make a guy feel... oh wait, he already is literally emasculated.]

Between you and Tony, I could feel self-conscious.

[symmachy]

Why? You're a beautiful woman and you should appreciate that.

[she says it seriously. who knows if she's faking this heh.]

[hulkbusted]

[Just what Bruce wants - to hear that he's a beautiful woman.] He said he expected me to be a hobbit with breasts.

[symmachy]

Wow, that's rude. [considering she is more hobbit-sized than he is ):]

[hulkbusted]

Yeah, but that's kind of his thing from what I've seen. He has his good points, you just have to give him a reason to let you see them.

[symmachy]

I assume those reasons come few and far between.

[hulkbusted]

It helps if you're a genius.

[symmachy]

Which he is?

[hulkbusted]

Yeah, actually.

[symmachy]

--Ah.

[hulkbusted]

I can't read you. Are you offended for me or just wondering why I put up with an asshole genius?

[symmachy]

A little bit of both.