007 :: Video

[hulkbusted]

[Someone has gone through several cups of herbal tea this morning before feeling assured that he's calm enough to come to the network. If he didn't have classes to teach today, he'd spend the entire day doing a thorough physical on himself. (Get your minds out of any gutters they've fallen into.)

As it is, after the initial incredulity, shock, horror, and rising fury passed, he's thrown on a button down shirt, shoved his hair out of his face, and settled down in front of the video camera.]

Broadcast to any students in his class
Good morning, students. If you're thinking about skipping class today because you're suddenly confused about which bathroom to use, don't. I'll be there and fair warning to SPU faculty, I'll be using the men's room.

Biochem students, yes, we will be having the scheduled exam.


Unfiltered
Loki. I want a word with you.

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[hulkbusted]

[Hey now!]

Then you do the defining and just give me flash cards.

[symmachy]

[watch her be mature for a second]

Or we could both define it.

[hulkbusted]

To me dating says "ongoing." Do you want ongoing, because I can definitely go on?

[symmachy]

[she smirks a little]

Then please do.

[hulkbusted]

[There's a long pause while he has an ongoing, slightly heated conversation with someone else before he comes back.]

Um...

Remember how we were talking about Tony?

[symmachy]

[SUSPICIOUS]

Yes. Why?

[hulkbusted]

I...

Don't hurt him.

I think he just asked everyone on the Newcomer Network if they're [airquotes] "boning the Hulk."

encrypted.

[symmachy]

[YEAH SHE HAS JUST GOTTEN HER TEXT
SHE IS ENCRYPTING THIS NOW]

Define hurt.

encrypted.

[hulkbusted]

If you can make him cry, be my guest, but he's human and I think we're going to need him back home.

permaencrypted.

[symmachy]

No serious maiming. Got it.

[hulkbusted]

Fair enough.

I should have expected something like this from Mr. "I am Iron Man."

[symmachy]

[the name sounds vaguely familiar but she cannot place it]

He loves the spotlight?

[hulkbusted]

You've heard the epithet, "attention whore" right?

[symmachy]

Ah.

[hulkbusted]

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

[symmachy]

Don't be. He's your friend.

[SHE HAS NO FRIENDS]

[hulkbusted]

[He's your friend, Scatty!]

Being my friend doesn't mean he doesn't have his... idiosyncrasies.

[symmachy]

[she is trying to bone you bruce]

That's true.

[hulkbusted]

[Meep.]

And he's not your friend. Or not yet, and he's not off to a good start. So the sorry stands.

[symmachy]

[she's going to get one of those shirts]

Fair enough. He's on probation.

[hulkbusted]

[He's going to be wistful when he sees her wear it, because dammit, if it should be true for anyone...]

I'll let him know. I don't think that'll faze him.

[symmachy]

[bruce's life is suffering]

I'm not sure if I should be happy or upset about that.

[hulkbusted]

[It's very Buddhist to recognize and accept that.]

Tony Stark inspires those kinds of ambivalent feelings.

[symmachy]

That doesn't surprise me at all.

[hulkbusted]

I've known you longer than I've known him, you know.