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[showbizpanache]

If anyone has seen or heard anything from Blaine Anderson please let me know. He has been missing for more than a day now.

He hasn't gone home; I know that for sure. I've attached a photo of him for those who haven't previously met him.

Here. His hair is black and curly and he's about 5'7" in height. He was wearing a red Ralph Lauren sweater and cropped jeans.

Thank you.

Comments

[showbizpanache]

I figured it wouldn't hurt to have some other people looking as well.

[igottagay]

[There's a couple of minutes before the next text is sent.]

where do you need me to look

[showbizpanache]

I wish I could tell you.

I honestly don't know where he went. He could be anywhere.

[igottagay]

why is he missing in the first place? what happened?

private;

[showbizpanache]

[There's a delay before this response.]

We had a fight.

private;

[igottagay]

okay so what i fight with everyone i like eight times a day

he ran away from home because of a fight?

was it his fault because ill kick his warbler ass

[showbizpanache]

It wasn't what one would call a typical fight.

[igottagay]

what was it about?

a while later;

[showbizpanache]

I found drugs in his bedroom drawer.

Don't tell anyone else okay

[igottagay]

[There's a long silence.

Before Santana copes with her genuine concern and fear with being... well, herself.]

what the fuck? are you serious? like what kind of drugs are we talking pop pcp dust crack dope what

do we need to stage an intervention in song for this bullshit?

[showbizpanache]

Pills and I guess he was cutting them up? I don't understand why. I don't know very much about these things.

But I tried to take them away and then everything just blew up.

[igottagay]

and he was stupid enough to hide them in a drawer where you can find them??? what the fuck is private school paying for?

whatd he say when you found them?

[showbizpanache]

I'm more concerned about him doing them at all, quite honestly.

[....]

He didn't say very much.

[igottagay]

okay

so what happened

[showbizpanache]

I tried to take them away so he got upset and left.

[igottagay]

got upset how

[She swears to God, if this is going where she thinks it's going to go, Santana is taking out Blaine's teeth and serving them to the gods of Hair Gel on a silver platter.]

[showbizpanache]

Remember what happened when you didn't really have control of your powers? It's like that.

[Added later:]

It's not his fault.

1/4

[igottagay]

[It takes her a moment or two to fully understand that. Losing control of her powers -- getting angry -- throwing things around -- it's an odd humbling moment. She gets that much.]

[igottagay]

[ -- but wait what.]

[igottagay]

[the]

[igottagay]

[fuck]

oh hell to the no

you had best pray to whatever hair styling god he worships

cause snix is about to come out and play

and when snix plays

she rips out his fake ass jerry curl and shoves it down his throat

and then breaks his fingers so he cant snap his fingers to whatever bullshit top forty hit hes singing this week

are we clear or are we fucking clear

[showbizpanache]

[hfls;hgdslkd]

NO Santana it's not like that!! Really!!!

[igottagay]

no fuck that i was going to rip off karofskys ballsack for that bitch!

[showbizpanache]

[Honestly, Kurt hates being honest sometimes. It would have been so much easier to lie about this, but...

He needs people to tell him this. He doesn't know it, but he does. The more he hears it--the indignation on his behalf, the defensiveness--the more he begins to reconsider everything. And the angrier he starts to feel.]

I'm angrier about the drugs.

That he lied to me about them.

[igottagay]

uh no shit he lied about them

if hes crushing shit up and snorting it hes going to lie about it

havent you ever seen intervention?? this is textbook sketchy behavior

how do you like your voodoo dolls by the way cause i totally have enough dna of that skeeze to make a pretty fucking baller one in like half an hour