Crowley (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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sirenspull2012-02-13 12:31 am
integrity) wrote in sirenspull2012-02-13 12:31 am
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So.
[Crowley is in his apartment, carefully turning something over in his hand. It's a silver knife -- and Crowley is wearing gloves so it doesn't burn him -- but why he has such a thing is beyond anyone's guess. Maybe Crowley just feels like being particularly creepy today. Who knows. Who gives a shit. Not Crowley, that's for sure.]
I thought someone had been feeding my dog something particularly disgusting, as apparently she's gained something of a fanclub within the Port, because she's gained weight. And not only has she gained weight, but she's been eating copious amounts of small fuzzy kittens lately, which is putting a damper both on my budget and my carpet.
Unfortunately, that isn't the case, because some insipid insect within the Port has decided it would be funny to impregnate my dog. Now --
[Crowley will just allow the importance of that statement to fall upon the ears of his loyal and adoring public for a moment before he continues speaking.]
Whoever did this has two options. They can speak now or forever hold their peace. Either way, their eyeballs will be ripped from their sockets and dangled from my windowsill as a warning to anyone else stupid enough to screw my dog.
Cheers.
[Click.]
[Crowley is in his apartment, carefully turning something over in his hand. It's a silver knife -- and Crowley is wearing gloves so it doesn't burn him -- but why he has such a thing is beyond anyone's guess. Maybe Crowley just feels like being particularly creepy today. Who knows. Who gives a shit. Not Crowley, that's for sure.]
I thought someone had been feeding my dog something particularly disgusting, as apparently she's gained something of a fanclub within the Port, because she's gained weight. And not only has she gained weight, but she's been eating copious amounts of small fuzzy kittens lately, which is putting a damper both on my budget and my carpet.
Unfortunately, that isn't the case, because some insipid insect within the Port has decided it would be funny to impregnate my dog. Now --
[Crowley will just allow the importance of that statement to fall upon the ears of his loyal and adoring public for a moment before he continues speaking.]
Whoever did this has two options. They can speak now or forever hold their peace. Either way, their eyeballs will be ripped from their sockets and dangled from my windowsill as a warning to anyone else stupid enough to screw my dog.
Cheers.
[Click.]
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Because I have had enough of needless death.
[And hey, by that logic he should be kicking you, too.]
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in the future. 8| Luckily for both of them, though, that isn't the case here, so he actually remains quiet instead of baiting his instability, before he rolls his eyes.]I'll make you a deal.
[As he idly sets down the knife to remove his gloves.]
You have two days to prove to me that it would be lucrative for me to keep them alive. If you don't convince me in two days, then the moment they're born, their throats are going to be cut.
I trust someone if your intellect and creativity can manage that much in two days.
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I could. But there is no reason.
Extend the time until they are born. You will be waiting that long regardless.
[He might be able to find both buyers and trainers in that time, who knows.]
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Who?
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He's already tried to talk to Crowley about it. See if you can help?
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[He doesn't know who that is other than the very basics he's heard about him from others, but he's willing to consider this option. He wants to save the puppies. 8|]
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[He can decide from there what to do.]
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Two days.
[He's just being petulant, but screw you, kitten. 8|]
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