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sirenspull2012-02-13 12:31 am
integrity) wrote in sirenspull2012-02-13 12:31 am
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So.
[Crowley is in his apartment, carefully turning something over in his hand. It's a silver knife -- and Crowley is wearing gloves so it doesn't burn him -- but why he has such a thing is beyond anyone's guess. Maybe Crowley just feels like being particularly creepy today. Who knows. Who gives a shit. Not Crowley, that's for sure.]
I thought someone had been feeding my dog something particularly disgusting, as apparently she's gained something of a fanclub within the Port, because she's gained weight. And not only has she gained weight, but she's been eating copious amounts of small fuzzy kittens lately, which is putting a damper both on my budget and my carpet.
Unfortunately, that isn't the case, because some insipid insect within the Port has decided it would be funny to impregnate my dog. Now --
[Crowley will just allow the importance of that statement to fall upon the ears of his loyal and adoring public for a moment before he continues speaking.]
Whoever did this has two options. They can speak now or forever hold their peace. Either way, their eyeballs will be ripped from their sockets and dangled from my windowsill as a warning to anyone else stupid enough to screw my dog.
Cheers.
[Click.]
[Crowley is in his apartment, carefully turning something over in his hand. It's a silver knife -- and Crowley is wearing gloves so it doesn't burn him -- but why he has such a thing is beyond anyone's guess. Maybe Crowley just feels like being particularly creepy today. Who knows. Who gives a shit. Not Crowley, that's for sure.]
I thought someone had been feeding my dog something particularly disgusting, as apparently she's gained something of a fanclub within the Port, because she's gained weight. And not only has she gained weight, but she's been eating copious amounts of small fuzzy kittens lately, which is putting a damper both on my budget and my carpet.
Unfortunately, that isn't the case, because some insipid insect within the Port has decided it would be funny to impregnate my dog. Now --
[Crowley will just allow the importance of that statement to fall upon the ears of his loyal and adoring public for a moment before he continues speaking.]
Whoever did this has two options. They can speak now or forever hold their peace. Either way, their eyeballs will be ripped from their sockets and dangled from my windowsill as a warning to anyone else stupid enough to screw my dog.
Cheers.
[Click.]
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I mean I understand if they're too dangerous with no one to control them.
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[Vampires are whores.]
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[;~;]
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He looks slightly surprised, at that, before shrugging slightly.]
As I said -- perhaps it's different here or in your world.
[It's said rather easily.
Crowley isn't like most other demons in his world, after all.]
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I like to think that we're like people, we can be good or bad, cruel or kind. Even if we drink blood.
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That much can be said of any species.
[Crowley can acknowledge that much. He's a pretty free-thinking demon. You would be shocked how rare that is in his world. 8|]
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[She looks hopeful, this is one of those things she personally needs to believe for herself -- she actually seems to be one of a kind among vampires in her world so she can relate in some ways >.>]
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[That's not how it works in his, unfortunately.]
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[It's when people stretch too far for that ideal when it all crumbles apart.]
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