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[axemeaquestion]

[SO FUCK THE PO-LICE, RO'S SITTING AROUND AT THE HOUSE OF AWESOME TOSSING THOSE CHALKEY VALENTINES HEARTS IN HER MOUTH. She's got a big bag of them next to her at the table. Yeah, you're jealous. You totally are. She seems pretty pleased with herself, and a look bemusement is tugging on her lips.]

Oh yay. Looks like everyone's doing their Valentine's Day preaching again. Oh-so-conformist holiday, blah blah blah. As for me... as long as you're not making out in my face and I get these on sale after Tuesday I guess I'm not complaining.

[Somebody still doesn't have a sweet tooth. Nope.]

Also, I need an opinion from you gun-savvy guys. And girls. [A thoughtful pause.] If you HAD to pick... Uzi or a MAC-10?

Comments

[candyass]

Gotta say, I like a girl who asks for opinions on guns instead of chocolates before Valentine's Day.

[axemeaquestion]

Do you now? So what would you say if I want chocolates too?

[candyass]

What makes you think I haven't got you any?

[axemeaquestion]

Oooh. What else did I get?

[candyass]

_[Snorts.] Now that' ruin the surprise if I told you all that, right?

[axemeaquestion]

Is it an Uzi with a little bow on it?

[candyass]

Yeah, not this time. If only I'd known, honey. But you know maybe if you're a good girl, I'll surprise you with one later.

[axemeaquestion]

If I'm a 'good girl'?











[SHE TRIED NOT TO LAUGH FOR LIKE .2 SECONDS BUT it didn't work so well.]

Pffff--I'm sorry, Suit, but that was REALLY bad. Please don't tell me you used that on those Tunnel of Love girls. Or Spitters.

[Like, the 0 that you had all by yourself on that swan ride.]

[candyass]

Hey, alright, alright. _{[He snorts though, smirking a little.]} This is not getting you closer to that Uzi, sweetheart.

[axemeaquestion]

I think I'll live if it means I don't get called a 'good girl'. Cuz you may be a lot of things, Suit, but my dad isn't one of them.

Besides, I think you MIGHT've wanted to check out and see if that Spitter really was single.