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[noshrimp]

[The camera is pretty close to Anya's face from the start. She pulls it out a little, trying to keep herself in frame. It's still daytime, thankfully, but Anya looks pretty pale and queasy, and the large bandage on her forehead certainly doesn't help.]

Whoever created this dimension, you didn't do a very good job. I can tell this isn't my reality, which is a novice mistake, really. Well. Unless this is a Hell dimension you summoned me to.

[She looks around, checking for anything vaguely hellish.]

It certainly doesn't seem like a Hell dimension. Not many Hell dimensions have baseball. And if you did summon me, in case you haven't heard, I've given up on the whole vengeance business. No vengeance at all. 100% vengeance free.

[She waits a few seconds more, hoping she'll just be taken away already.]

I know the Slayer, you know. Or- Well. I knew- It's complicated, and I'd rather not talk about- I also know witches! Powerful witches. Powerful, lesbian witches. So, send me back! Or I'll unleash their lesbian fury upon you.

Comments

[maddeninghatter]

People disappear frequently.

[noshrimp]

Disappear? Then how do we know they get back safely? It seems a very optimistic stance to take on mysterious abductions.

[maddeninghatter]

Some people are sent back, and return again. Some remember their time here; some don't. So I suppose it's most accurate to say that some people get home safely. Most, however, seem to disappear without a trace.

[noshrimp]

This place has far too many mysteries. It's suspicious.

[maddeninghatter]

Curiouser and curiouser...

[ Suddenly chirpy: ]

But it's no fun if I tell you everythiiiiiiiiing!

[noshrimp]

It's not very fun if you tell me nothing either.

[maddeninghatter]

Haha~! I'll let you make your own observations, first. And then we'll talk again, 'kaaaaay?

[noshrimp]

If you're not willing to help me, I suppose that's the best way to do it.

[maddeninghatter]

Toodle-ooooooo~!

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