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[noshrimp]

[The camera is pretty close to Anya's face from the start. She pulls it out a little, trying to keep herself in frame. It's still daytime, thankfully, but Anya looks pretty pale and queasy, and the large bandage on her forehead certainly doesn't help.]

Whoever created this dimension, you didn't do a very good job. I can tell this isn't my reality, which is a novice mistake, really. Well. Unless this is a Hell dimension you summoned me to.

[She looks around, checking for anything vaguely hellish.]

It certainly doesn't seem like a Hell dimension. Not many Hell dimensions have baseball. And if you did summon me, in case you haven't heard, I've given up on the whole vengeance business. No vengeance at all. 100% vengeance free.

[She waits a few seconds more, hoping she'll just be taken away already.]

I know the Slayer, you know. Or- Well. I knew- It's complicated, and I'd rather not talk about- I also know witches! Powerful witches. Powerful, lesbian witches. So, send me back! Or I'll unleash their lesbian fury upon you.

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[noshrimp]

[She'll just ask someone later for more information. It's best not to mess with Faith.]

Most of it. It sounds very unpleasant.

[hungryanhorny]

Yeah; should be right at home.

[noshrimp]

Except my house has more people I know living in it. Not that I'm complaining.

[hungryanhorny]

Where's an ex demon shack up anyhow?

[noshrimp]

I'm living with Xander. Or, I was, until I was forced to move here.

[hungryanhorny]

That working out?

[noshrimp]

Very well, actually.

[Considering he just proposed and all. Not that she would spill the beans to Faith or anything, even if she probably already knows. Damn timeline differences.]

[hungryanhorny]

Glad to hear it; don't think he's here.

[noshrimp]

Thank you. Willow didn't mention him, so I suppose he isn't. Unless he's hiding somewhere, which would be very inconsiderate.

[hungryanhorny]

Funny; didn't peg him for the sort.

[noshrimp]

I'm sure he's just where I left him. Trust is very important for a relationship.

[hungryanhorny]

Couldn't tell ya.