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[The camera is pretty close to Anya's face from the start. She pulls it out a little, trying to keep herself in frame. It's still daytime, thankfully, but Anya looks pretty pale and queasy, and the large bandage on her forehead certainly doesn't help.]

Whoever created this dimension, you didn't do a very good job. I can tell this isn't my reality, which is a novice mistake, really. Well. Unless this is a Hell dimension you summoned me to.

[She looks around, checking for anything vaguely hellish.]

It certainly doesn't seem like a Hell dimension. Not many Hell dimensions have baseball. And if you did summon me, in case you haven't heard, I've given up on the whole vengeance business. No vengeance at all. 100% vengeance free.

[She waits a few seconds more, hoping she'll just be taken away already.]

I know the Slayer, you know. Or- Well. I knew- It's complicated, and I'd rather not talk about- I also know witches! Powerful witches. Powerful, lesbian witches. So, send me back! Or I'll unleash their lesbian fury upon you.

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I did say was, but my apologies.

As long as you don't start wishing at me, I will accept your apology.

I can generally handle my own vengeance, so I think its a non-issue.

[Well thats different]

Good. Well, not good. Bad. Vengeance can be very bad.

It can be, but it doesn't have to be.

Yes, I suppose. You just have to keep it non-violent. Things can get very messy, otherwise.

Just violence isn't very interesting.

[He shrugs]

So you are a companion of Miss Willow and Miss Buffy?

I come from their dimension.

I see, there have been a few from your dimension here. I'm from a completely different one. My name is Xellos the mysterious priest.

[Bit of a bow]

A priest? To what?

That, is a secret.

[He waggles his finger around a bit]

Though here, it seems I have been more in the role of business then I am accustomed. I am one of the co-owners of the Seyrunn Shop of Sorcery.

A magic shop? You own a magic shop?

I do. You have some experience with magic? Other then Miss Willow's lesbian fury?

I own a magic shop as well, actually. Well. Co-own. But I handle the money!

My my, so you have experience in the business. How successful was your magic shop?

Very successful, actually. It's only been attacked a couple of times.

And you were able to fend these attacks off? Just to be clear what were you dealing with each time?

Everything has been successfully repaired. You can barely tell there was a troll attack at all.

Trolls aren't exactly the sneakiest of creatures. How did it manage to make it to the shop? Did you summon it accidently?

It was Willow's fault, really. She was the one who summoned it.

My my. Well I certainly hope she won't be doing such things in my store.

Just don't let her bully you into stealing magic supplies. She's very good at peer pressure.

I'll keep that in mind. Thank you.

And Willow says I'm not helpful.

Well, that wouldn't be helpful to her I'm sure.

[Interesting, she and Willow seemed to disagree about things, and she had experience in a magic shop]

If you are looking for a job, I'm sure we can accomodate someone with your magical experience.

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