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sirenspull2012-09-09 03:02 am
knowledgably) wrote in sirenspull2012-09-09 03:02 am
video;
[ The feed begins with s i l e n c e , stillness. Pictured is a room of one of the newcomer apartments, but with no one in sight!
Except for-- Is that a teacup moving into view?, you might wonder. It is, except it isn't, as you'll discover when a big bald head with wiiide saucer-like eyes creeps up beneath it! It's actually a hat that acts as a teacup, but that's probably far from your mind now with the way those empty black eyes seem to be staring into your soul.
And then it happens. With a twitch of its white mustache, it finally - and very suddenly! - speaks up, voice booming. ]
SAL~U~TATIONS, DENIZENS OF SIRENS PORT!
[ Throwing his stubby little arms up with exuberance, he floats back and away from the camera a good couple of feet. He is now available for view in all of his meatbun-like glory, suspended in mid-air. ]
I am Duke Rufus Barma, as I pray thee be formerly aware! I intend to seek audience with anyone that doth originate from the world of mine own - who is't familiar with the city of Reveille, the Four Great Dukedoms, and perhaps even Sablier!!
[ His cheeks swell somewhat, and he begins to go a bit red in the face ]
I have a great many questions that require answering! 'Tis vital that I update my information! [Bobbing up and down, his feet kick and arms wave about. ] IT IS OBSOLETE!
OBSOLEEEETE!
[ Rufus hurls himself off-camera, and bounces off the ceiling! Then the floor, a table, a wall--! All the while, he's echoing a string of "I hate iiit! Hate hate HATE hate H A T E !! OBSOLETE!!" until he flies forward and HITS the screen, shutting off the feed automatically. ]
Except for-- Is that a teacup moving into view?, you might wonder. It is, except it isn't, as you'll discover when a big bald head with wiiide saucer-like eyes creeps up beneath it! It's actually a hat that acts as a teacup, but that's probably far from your mind now with the way those empty black eyes seem to be staring into your soul.
And then it happens. With a twitch of its white mustache, it finally - and very suddenly! - speaks up, voice booming. ]
SAL~U~TATIONS, DENIZENS OF SIRENS PORT!
[ Throwing his stubby little arms up with exuberance, he floats back and away from the camera a good couple of feet. He is now available for view in all of his meatbun-like glory, suspended in mid-air. ]
I am Duke Rufus Barma, as I pray thee be formerly aware! I intend to seek audience with anyone that doth originate from the world of mine own - who is't familiar with the city of Reveille, the Four Great Dukedoms, and perhaps even Sablier!!
[ His cheeks swell somewhat, and he begins to go a bit red in the face ]
I have a great many questions that require answering! 'Tis vital that I update my information! [Bobbing up and down, his feet kick and arms wave about. ] IT IS OBSOLETE!
OBSOLEEEETE!
[ Rufus hurls himself off-camera, and bounces off the ceiling! Then the floor, a table, a wall--! All the while, he's echoing a string of "I hate iiit! Hate hate HATE hate H A T E !! OBSOLETE!!" until he flies forward and HITS the screen, shutting off the feed automatically. ]
[ voice ]
Tis not fortuitous that Reim be alive and well, sayest thou? Alas, a friend thou art!
[ You can simply hear the smugness in his voice as he lazily fans his face. ]
Ah, speaking of health, t'would be rude of me not to inquire of thine. How art thou faring, post-tantrums? One fit should be strenuous enough, but two-- really, to be so careless of the body thou hast already wrought thin? Tis rather-- moronic, perhaps? Idiotic? "Pea-brained"?