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sirenspull2012-09-09 03:02 am
knowledgably) wrote in sirenspull2012-09-09 03:02 am
video;
[ The feed begins with s i l e n c e , stillness. Pictured is a room of one of the newcomer apartments, but with no one in sight!
Except for-- Is that a teacup moving into view?, you might wonder. It is, except it isn't, as you'll discover when a big bald head with wiiide saucer-like eyes creeps up beneath it! It's actually a hat that acts as a teacup, but that's probably far from your mind now with the way those empty black eyes seem to be staring into your soul.
And then it happens. With a twitch of its white mustache, it finally - and very suddenly! - speaks up, voice booming. ]
SAL~U~TATIONS, DENIZENS OF SIRENS PORT!
[ Throwing his stubby little arms up with exuberance, he floats back and away from the camera a good couple of feet. He is now available for view in all of his meatbun-like glory, suspended in mid-air. ]
I am Duke Rufus Barma, as I pray thee be formerly aware! I intend to seek audience with anyone that doth originate from the world of mine own - who is't familiar with the city of Reveille, the Four Great Dukedoms, and perhaps even Sablier!!
[ His cheeks swell somewhat, and he begins to go a bit red in the face ]
I have a great many questions that require answering! 'Tis vital that I update my information! [Bobbing up and down, his feet kick and arms wave about. ] IT IS OBSOLETE!
OBSOLEEEETE!
[ Rufus hurls himself off-camera, and bounces off the ceiling! Then the floor, a table, a wall--! All the while, he's echoing a string of "I hate iiit! Hate hate HATE hate H A T E !! OBSOLETE!!" until he flies forward and HITS the screen, shutting off the feed automatically. ]
Except for-- Is that a teacup moving into view?, you might wonder. It is, except it isn't, as you'll discover when a big bald head with wiiide saucer-like eyes creeps up beneath it! It's actually a hat that acts as a teacup, but that's probably far from your mind now with the way those empty black eyes seem to be staring into your soul.
And then it happens. With a twitch of its white mustache, it finally - and very suddenly! - speaks up, voice booming. ]
SAL~U~TATIONS, DENIZENS OF SIRENS PORT!
[ Throwing his stubby little arms up with exuberance, he floats back and away from the camera a good couple of feet. He is now available for view in all of his meatbun-like glory, suspended in mid-air. ]
I am Duke Rufus Barma, as I pray thee be formerly aware! I intend to seek audience with anyone that doth originate from the world of mine own - who is't familiar with the city of Reveille, the Four Great Dukedoms, and perhaps even Sablier!!
[ His cheeks swell somewhat, and he begins to go a bit red in the face ]
I have a great many questions that require answering! 'Tis vital that I update my information! [Bobbing up and down, his feet kick and arms wave about. ] IT IS OBSOLETE!
OBSOLEEEETE!
[ Rufus hurls himself off-camera, and bounces off the ceiling! Then the floor, a table, a wall--! All the while, he's echoing a string of "I hate iiit! Hate hate HATE hate H A T E !! OBSOLETE!!" until he flies forward and HITS the screen, shutting off the feed automatically. ]
[ voice ]
[ Don't. Leave the house. There's more dangerous things in this city than little girls. ]
[ voice ]
I don't exactly have a choice.
[ voice ]
You don't have to put up with insufferable, difficult people anymore, just 'cos you used to have some sort of association with them back home!
[ Now slurping noisily on whatever sort of lollipop he's got now. ]
[ voice ]
You're insufferable and difficult.
voice ]
[ RAGEQUIT feed!
...followed by the door of an ornamental cabinet in the room Reim's in popping open... ]