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[ Hello Network, you're treated to a close-up of a single charcoal eye before the person who it belongs to moves back, revealing a young boy with messy black hair that's kept in place with a headband. His left eye is covered with a bandage and he has a very puzzled, uncertain expression on his face. ]

Is this thing on? [ The screen goes blurry for a moment as he taps his NV before he seems to notice something and stops. ]

I was told this reaches some sort of network? [ If his expression is anything to go by, he doesn't... really get it, but he's pressing on regardless, suddenly a bit hopeful. ] And that maybe I could find someone I know on this. So I figured I should introduce myself so uh... Hey, I'm Obito Uchiha of the Uchiha clan from Konohagakure. [ Have an awkward wave and although he tries to keep a cool expression, he's failing because WOW this is uncomfortable and awkward. It's like talking to a mirror or something.

There's a long pause as he tries to figure out what next to say. ]

I've already been explained some things, so there's no need for that I guess. There's only one thing I'm wondering about though... [ He hesitates again for a moment. ] Does anyone remember dying before they came here?

[ And now it just got more awkward. Quickly: ] Uh, that's all! [ OBITO OUT. ]

Comments

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[hostage]

Aw, nah. Us Newcomers are like a family. We gotta look out for each other. So don't be afraid, you know, to ask me for anything.

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[comradely]

Alright, and if that's the case, you can ask me anything too!

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[hostage]

Yeah, okay.

[Not that he has any idea what this kid could possibly do for him.]

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[comradely]

[ He has no idea what he can do for Jesse either, other than... ]

I'm a shinobi, I can fight.

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[hostage]

[Jesse actually knows that word... from comics and video games.]

For real?

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[comradely]

[ So educated, Jesse! He shifts the boxes to one arm so he can tap his forehead protector. ]

Yeah, see? Only shinobi wear these.

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[hostage]

That's awesome, yo! I don't think I ever met a shinobi before.

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[comradely]

Really? We've got villages full of them back where I'm from.

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[hostage]

Like whole shinobi villages? Did you go to shinobi school, too?

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[comradely]

Yeah, almost every country has a Hidden Village where they train shinobi. I graduated from the Academy years ago.

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[hostage]

You know you're like the coolest kid I know now, right?

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[comradely]

[ WAY TO INFLATE HIS EGO. Grinning like an idiot now. ]

Hehe, so if you ever get into trouble, you can ask me!

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[hostage]

Most definitely, man. You're my new sidekick.

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[comradely]

Always happy to help!

[ oh hey, fifth floor is go. He'll go unlock his door. ] This is my room.

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[hostage]

Sweet. Let the feast begin, yo!

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[comradely]

[ He's dumping all that food on the nearest table. ]

This is the best feast ever! I don't even know what to start with.

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[hostage]

So have a little of everything!

[Jesse sets his boxes down carefully because crushed cake is a tragedy. And here is his big brother voice:]

But don't make yourself sick. Put the extras in the fridge and they'll keep forever.

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[comradely]

Good plan!

[ He neatly arranges the boxes on the table so it's easier to indeed grab a little of everything. The voice makes him pause before he nods and smiles. ]

Alright, I will. Oh, I'd offer you tea or something, but I don't really have anything here.

[ action ] WOW LATE

[hostage]

Ah, nah, don't worry about it. I should get outta here anyway before I eat all your food.

[ action ] IT'S COOL

[comradely]

[ Snort. ] You can have some, I mean there's more than enough.

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[hostage]

Yeah, but it has to last you -

Oh, shit. Hold on. I almost forgot, uh...

[He pulls out his wallet and starts counting out bills. Large bills.]

Should give you something for like actual groceries. And next month's rent...

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[comradely]

[ There's a flabbergasted moment where he just stares before his brain actually catches up and he quickly throws up his hands in front of him, shaking his head. ]

I-It's fine! I'm sure I'll manage, you already gave me food!

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[hostage]

Ah, nah, don't sweat it. Trust me, I won't miss a few Gs.

[He offers out a wad of cash - about $3500.]

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[comradely]

[ He just.... gawks. ]

A few!? That's too much!!

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[hostage]

It's nothing, seriously. Don't worry, yo. It's a present, not a loan.