sirenspull | 25 [Anonymous Text]

[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.

This is one of those things.

Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]

This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.

Don't you have something to get off your chest?

Comment away and let people know how you really feel.

Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?

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[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread ~~someone got confused~~ ]

ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like

acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)

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Why were you off shore?

I was caught in an oil spill. I was covered in oil and Mary washed it off.

I'll have to thank my mom for that one.

There was so much of it. It was disgusting. She saved me and for that I am forever in her debt.

_{[Another reason as to why she won't ever consider you food, Dean.]}

She's a real life saver.

[Time for a topic change.]

When I'm down by the docks next what do you want me to bring?

What do I want you to bring?

_{[Now that's a question that gets her to perk up, taking a moment to consider it.]}

Something new to try. Meat. Also a twinkie.

A twinkie?

[He can't believe she asked for that of all things.]

You got it.

Yes. A twinkie.

_{[Hotdogs and twinkies ok. Blame Pickles.]}

In return, would you like something?

I'm good.

I'll take you your twinkie and bring another tape for you to listen to. Can't promise I'll stay long but I'll be around for a few songs.

_{[She seems rather excited at the prospect. New music is always a treat and to be fair, she's dying for something new. She splashes the water before her lightly, fingertips moving against the surface.]}

Dean? Before it becomes cold outside once more, will you swim?

I told you before, I don't swim unless I have to.

Edited 2012-08-23 06:47 (UTC)

But why? What is so terrible about swimming?

Nothing's wrong with it. [He's running out of excuses not to go.]

Then there is no reason for you to not swim with me.

We'll see.

_{[It feels like a copout answer to her - a potential maybe wrapped up in what would ultimately be a no. Her lips sink past the water then, as a few bubbles are blown. Dean wouldn't understand. How could she expect a human to understand how desperately she wanted someone - anyone - to swim with her?

Mermaids were social creatures, after all, and while Syrena enjoyed the relative peace and quiet of being alone, that didn't mean she wanted to be all the time.
]}

Edited 2012-08-23 12:28 (UTC)

C'mon. Don't give me that face.

What face?

The pouty mermaid face.

I am not pouting.

I've seen pouting. My brother could work you like a semi-automatic. I don't know what you call it, but trust me, that's what you're doing.

Then what is wrong with it?

It's irritating.

Bad enough I have to deal with it from my own brother.

You are irritated by an expression.

_{[Yeah. Just a bit of disbelief. Weirdo humans, seriously...]}

Really? What gave it away?

[He did just say he was.]

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