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[integrity]

[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.

This is one of those things.

Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]



This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.

Don't you have something to get off your chest?

Comment away and let people know how you really feel.

Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?

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[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread someone got confused ]


ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)

Comments

[Text] anon

[paterelohim]

Don't try to disguise your inner softness.

[Video]

[integrity]

Why does liking my dog make me likeable?

[Most demons consider that to be his biggest flaw tbqh.]

[Text] anon

[paterelohim]

Dogs are man's best friend. It's just adorable, that's all.

I bet she licks your face. Do you let her lick your face?

More people like her than you jsyk

[Video]

[integrity]

[NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTION.]

If people didn't like the dog more than they liked me, I would consider them brain-damaged.

[text] anon

[paterelohim]

Do you let her lick your face? I bet you let her get dog hair on your suits, too.

[Video]

[integrity]

She can do whatever the hell she wants so long as she rips throats out cleanly.

[Deadpan.]