Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Just a bit boring lately, is it not?

No worries, fair citizens of the Port. Portians. Porters? Either way, entertainment might be- ah- forthcoming.

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

Flesh eating cows.

You are brilliant. I shall give you all the credit for this prank.

[dr_orpheus]

[Deep breath. He's not going to let him get to him so easily this time...]

How funny of you to bring that up. It reminds me of a conversation I've been meaning to have with you. Since you never took credit for it, does that mean some other poor fool was the inspiration behind my recent sojourn in Miss Aqua's body?

[Because really, who else would he blame for a little bodyswapping?]

[doeswhathewants]

Uhm. Isn't she underaged? That's... kind of gross. [Making an ick face.]

[dr_orpheus]

Why would it be-

[Realization dawning.]

I have a teenage daughter!

[doeswhathewants]

....I expected better of you, Dr. Orpheus. [Slyly clucking his tongue because you walked into that one, too.]

[dr_orpheus]

It was a literal soul switching, not SOME TAWDRY AFFAIR!

[doeswhathewants]

So it was deep and meaningful for you both?

[dr_orpheus]

Are you going to persist in this willful misunderstanding, no matter how I explain it?