[Video - Body Swap Event]

[dr_orpheus]

[It looks like Aqua has a bedsheet wrapped around her neck as a cape (it looks like it, because it is), held in place with a binder clip. Someone had to improvise.

When she speaks, the intonation sounds wrong for her voice, like someone is trying to lend gravity to the words but isn't used to doing it within a feminine vocal range.]

It has been several hours. You have had your fun. I would like to be placed back in my own body now.

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[dr_orpheus]

Looking back through network posts, I have seen that I am not alone in this predicament. What did you have to do to return to your own body?

[gunsling]

I still haven't.
This isn't my body, and it's been six days since I was last in it.
The thrill of this entire clusterfuck is gone.

[dr_orpheus]

Thrill?

Oh.

You're the young gentleman with the [cough] butt touching.

[gunsling]

I see we've been acquainted.

[dr_orpheus]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that, but I came across your announcement when trying to research whether this was an isolated incident or AN EPIDEMIC OF SOUL SNATCHING.

[gunsling]

Yeah.
I'm an AI.
Asses are my true calling, despite the joke played on us by paradox space.
Tearing apart those who are truly made for each other.
It's a goddamn tragedy.

[dr_orpheus]

An AI? As in Artificial Intelligence? Then you're an abomination of science?

[gunsling]

Shit, bro.
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

[dr_orpheus]

Of course not. My apologies.

It's not your fault that you are what you are. The blame lies with those who created you.

[gunsling]

So you're cursing my birth.

[dr_orpheus]

Birth is a rather natural word to use for you being called into being, isn't it?

[gunsling]

It seems you're familiar with how I came into existence.
I didn't think we were so tight.
How about you tell me the story of how I came about?
Sure sounds like you know all about it.

[dr_orpheus]

I do not profess intimate knowledge of your own creation, but I come from a world with super scientists. I have some experience with the basic disregard for the sanctity of the soul that is often at the core of their creation of an artificial intelligence.