[Video - Body Swap Event]

[dr_orpheus]

[It looks like Aqua has a bedsheet wrapped around her neck as a cape (it looks like it, because it is), held in place with a binder clip. Someone had to improvise.

When she speaks, the intonation sounds wrong for her voice, like someone is trying to lend gravity to the words but isn't used to doing it within a feminine vocal range.]

It has been several hours. You have had your fun. I would like to be placed back in my own body now.

Comments

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

Yes, I do appear to be in Miss Aqua's body.

[She sweeps the bedsheet across her body as she bows.]

Dr. Byron Orpheus, at your service.

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

...no way.

That's...weird.

But you can undo magic, right?

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

I can undo magic, but it becomes a bit more complicated when I'm removing my own soul and SWIRLING IT AROUND LIKE A TWISTEE CONE.

Re: [video]

[madeinoblivion]

Well then what did it? The Core?

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

That is one possibility.

However, there are individuals in the city who could just as easily do something like this as a misguided prank.

[i.e., he blames Loki]

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

Yeah, probably. Or someone whose jealous of your magic and Aqua's.

...You should probably go warn Terra.

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

Terra?

Re: [video]

[madeinoblivion]

Her best friend? And Ven?

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

I am beginning to wish I had taken more of an interest in my co-worker's personal life.

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

Do you have any idea how to even use a keyblade?

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

And a keyblade would be...what, exactly?

Re: [video]

[madeinoblivion]

Just what it...sounds like?

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

You'll have to excuse me for thinking there might be something MORE THAN THE OBVIOUS to a magical item.

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[madeinoblivion]

Look, why don't you ask Terra? He's at least trained for it.

It would be neat if you could summon Aquas, though.

Re: [video]

[dr_orpheus]

It wouldn't be an intrusion? I know in some cultures, weapons are quite personal.

And I've already inadvertently seen far too many personal things today.

Re: [video]

[madeinoblivion]

Oh! Um... Whoops. Well. That...can't really be helped, huh.

What's it like, being a girl?

Re: [video]

[dr_orpheus]

There is a certain...bounciness...that I'm having difficulties adjusting to.

Re: [video]

[madeinoblivion]

Bounciness?

Re: [video]

[dr_orpheus]

Well. When a young woman...

That is to say.

Increased hormone production leads to the growth of-

Bounciness.

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

So you did mean that kind of bounciness.

She'll be angry. Girls always are, when you bring that stuff up.

Re: [video]

[dr_orpheus]

[Why you little-!]

I believe that is the least of my concerns right now.

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

What she's doing with my junk would be top of my own list, if it were me.

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

I will not listen to you speak about her in such an obscene way! Especially when it CONCERNS MY NETHER REGIONS.

[video]

[madeinoblivion]

Well. Let's just be honest. You're body's gonna have to pee sooner or later.

Poor Aqua, sheesh.

And Ahiru.

[video]

[dr_orpheus]

Poor Aqua? How do you think I feel, unable to take a shower without worrying that I'm sullying a woman's honor?