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[integrity]

[There is an odd spectacle sitting in a park.

It appears to be Ahiru, sitting on bench. She seems to be frowning critically at her NV, though as she adjusts it, it becomes very apparent that something is very wrong.

For starters, there is a quarter empty bottle of scotch sitting next to her.

For another, there is a pistol in her lap.

And last, but not least, when she speaks, it's in a rather harsh (somewhat drunk) attitude.

Oh, let's not forget that it's with a British accent.

That's important.]

For the information of all those that I care about, I am currently trapped within the body of a little girl, because God has decided to play a lovely little trick on me. Until the moment that I am put within my host again, I have a series of requests. And as the resident ruler of the realm, you should give listening a shot, idiots.

[And Ahiru curls her fingers around the neck of the bottle.]

One, my dog needs to come here. Two, no one touches my things without the express permission of yours truly, else I will handle you personally. And third, Castiel needs to come bring me home, now, because if one more homeless man attempts to abduct me, I am going to rack up a body count that will rival World War II.

[There is a quiet pause, as she glances down at his pistol, before -- ]

And can someone fetch me a decent gun? This one appears to be made in China and we all know what good those mass-manufactured pieces of shit are.

[And the feed ends.]

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[motioned]

THAT ISN'T ME MISTER BREAK I SWEAR

[ Video/Private ]

[maddeninghatter]

I know it isn't, Ahiru.

[ He's been paying attention to the news and the network. It's completely mad, what's going on, but it also makes sense. ]

You should come home. I can explain things to Mister Gilbert.

--after I've teased him a little~! ☆

[ Text/Private ]

[motioned]

i can't come home like this! i'm already talking to dad though

[maddeninghatter]

Is he coming to get you?

[motioned]

no i don't want him to come

[maddeninghatter]

Welllll...

[ Drawling dryly ]

Have it your way, but... I think you're being selfish.

[motioned]

selfish? how?

[maddeninghatter]

Cos there's a lot of people worried about you. But all you seem to be thinking about is how you look.

[motioned]

[A few minutes later:]

but wouldn't asking him to come just burden him more

[maddeninghatter]

Hahahahaha!

Ahiru, he's going to tear the city apart looking for you. So don't think of it as burdening him, he likes that sort of thing anyway. Think of it as saving him time.

[motioned]

isn't there a way to stop him?

[maddeninghatter]

What do you think?

[motioned]

i'm not there but you could try to stop him!

[maddeninghatter]

Tell him to abandon a lady? I couldn't do such a thing~!

[ From the pocket of his jacket, he plucks a large, swirly lollipop and begins to unwrap it. ]

Show me what you look like now, Ahiru. Go on, it's okay.

[motioned]

why

why to both things actually

[maddeninghatter]

[ Chomping noisily on the lollipop. ]

You're in a body of a man - an adult man, correct?

[motioned]

yes

why?

[maddeninghatter]

Let's make a deal, Ahiru. You tell me - or Mister Gilbert - where you are...

And then you can ask me any question you like. Anything at all.

private;

[motioned]

[She switches the feed after a pause.]

only one?

[maddeninghatter]

Make it a goooooood one~!

[motioned]

can it be something like asking you everything you know about someone instead?

[maddeninghatter]

My, my - there must be something about someone you definitely want to know.

[ Licking his fingertips ]

Ha! Ha! Ha! As long as it's phrased as a question, I'll allow it - if you answer me now.

[motioned]

his name is crowley i'm in his house in sector three

but i don't think he's going to let you come in

[maddeninghatter]

[ ... ]

Won't he let you out?

[motioned]

i don't want to leave until we figure out how to fix this!