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sirenspull2012-07-30 12:41 am
integrity) wrote in sirenspull2012-07-30 12:41 am
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[There is an odd spectacle sitting in a park.
It appears to be Ahiru, sitting on bench. She seems to be frowning critically at her NV, though as she adjusts it, it becomes very apparent that something is very wrong.
For starters, there is a quarter empty bottle of scotch sitting next to her.
For another, there is a pistol in her lap.
And last, but not least, when she speaks, it's in a rather harsh (somewhat drunk) attitude.
Oh, let's not forget that it's with a British accent.
That's important.]
For the information of all those that I care about, I am currently trapped within the body of a little girl, because God has decided to play a lovely little trick on me. Until the moment that I am put within my host again, I have a series of requests. And as the resident ruler of the realm, you should give listening a shot, idiots.
[And Ahiru curls her fingers around the neck of the bottle.]
One, my dog needs to come here. Two, no one touches my things without the express permission of yours truly, else I will handle you personally. And third, Castiel needs to come bring me home, now, because if one more homeless man attempts to abduct me, I am going to rack up a body count that will rival World War II.
[There is a quiet pause, as she glances down at his pistol, before -- ]
And can someone fetch me a decent gun? This one appears to be made in China and we all know what good those mass-manufactured pieces of shit are.
[And the feed ends.]
It appears to be Ahiru, sitting on bench. She seems to be frowning critically at her NV, though as she adjusts it, it becomes very apparent that something is very wrong.
For starters, there is a quarter empty bottle of scotch sitting next to her.
For another, there is a pistol in her lap.
And last, but not least, when she speaks, it's in a rather harsh (somewhat drunk) attitude.
Oh, let's not forget that it's with a British accent.
That's important.]
For the information of all those that I care about, I am currently trapped within the body of a little girl, because God has decided to play a lovely little trick on me. Until the moment that I am put within my host again, I have a series of requests. And as the resident ruler of the realm, you should give listening a shot, idiots.
[And Ahiru curls her fingers around the neck of the bottle.]
One, my dog needs to come here. Two, no one touches my things without the express permission of yours truly, else I will handle you personally. And third, Castiel needs to come bring me home, now, because if one more homeless man attempts to abduct me, I am going to rack up a body count that will rival World War II.
[There is a quiet pause, as she glances down at his pistol, before -- ]
And can someone fetch me a decent gun? This one appears to be made in China and we all know what good those mass-manufactured pieces of shit are.
[And the feed ends.]
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All right, Ahiru. You stay where you are. I'm sure everything is going to be perfectly fine~!
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As I said, everything's going to be fine, okay?
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what are you doing
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