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[akirameru]

[it's been something shy of a month before a certain kid finally gets around to gracing the network with his presence– though, judging by the tone of his voice, he sounds about as bored as a pile of bricks.]

[but Vanitas is as good as concealing his true intentions as the helmet he keeps on his head is good at concealing his features. he's had a fascinating week, and he's even got the paperwork to show for it.]

It's kind of funny how much you can learn about all sorts of different people just by making a change of face. [there is the sound of him shuffling the aforementioned paperwork.]

Question for you all, though. Let's say you learned a secret– a really important, really personal secret. And let's say it's a secret about someone you hate with every fiber of your being.

What would you do with it? Would it depend on what the secret is?

I'm all ears.


[Private text to Master Xehanort.]

I picked up something you might find interesting.

Comments

[benderisgreat34]

Because instead of having to actually steal it, you just use some words and they hand it over, duh.

Amateur.

[akirameru]

Yeah, it already sounds like you're much too smart for me.

So what's your method for getting dirt on people? Does it involve a lot of legwork, or is it just being lucky?

[benderisgreat34]

A professional never reveals his secrets, buddy. Take my advice once in a while, though. It'll do you some good.

[Entirely luck, usually.]

[akirameru]

Since you seem to be in an advice-giving mood, what do you suggest I do with the money once I've conned it out of 'em?

[benderisgreat34]

[Bender almost whips off another retort which he thinks is witty, but suddenly stops as his eyes light up -- having to actually spell it out for someone has forced him to have an epiphany.]

Oh my god, you can buy things with money besides booze and hookers.

I-- I had no idea.

[akirameru]

... Right, so booze and hookers, then. Got it.