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[doeswhathewants]

[It's a sleep rumpled Loki, sitting up in bed, the NV floating in front of his face.]

One would think that by literally kicking the sandman in his sack- by 'the sandman' I mean Nightmare and by 'his sack' I mean his newly forged magic crown- that I would be granted a reprieve from terrible dreams and given only the good kind involving magic and all of the shaken milk I could drink.

Terrance, when next you speak to your father, do inform him of the wonderful Midgardian invention called a dance belt. With his penchant for tight, sparkly jumpsuits, it was rather like a hitchhiker's thumb, and a second navel.

Loki out!

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[doeswhathewants]

Is he a douche that constantly tries to take over the world through forcing everyone to die in their nightmares and stealing their fear?

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[thehighcost]

Nope! He likes having conversations with Shakespeare, and he's kind of emo, so you have to hit him with a loaf of bread from time to time.

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[doeswhathewants]

Why bread?

Well, he sounds better than Nightmare in our world.

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[thehighcost]

Much better. And bread... it's what I had on me at the time. We were feeding pigeons.