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[It's a sleep rumpled Loki, sitting up in bed, the NV floating in front of his face.]

One would think that by literally kicking the sandman in his sack- by 'the sandman' I mean Nightmare and by 'his sack' I mean his newly forged magic crown- that I would be granted a reprieve from terrible dreams and given only the good kind involving magic and all of the shaken milk I could drink.

Terrance, when next you speak to your father, do inform him of the wonderful Midgardian invention called a dance belt. With his penchant for tight, sparkly jumpsuits, it was rather like a hitchhiker's thumb, and a second navel.

Loki out!

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You mean like...down there?

Ew, gross.

Perfectly natural.

Great, even.

How is that great at all?

Besides, the more it's on display, the more of a target it is for a nice kick.

Evil! Only a woman would insist on kicking there.

No man of honor would do such a thing! [Okay, he would totally kick someone there, but he finds this hilarious.]

I'm not a man though.

If it's on the body, it's fair game for my boots.

I shall give you one if you kick mine.

N-No gods don't do that-!

Besides, I'm not an idiot. I think kicking a god below the belt at all would be pretty stupid. I'd never do that. Seriously.

You know, now it is tempting in order to give you a life lesson, personal growth and all that. Literally.

As tempting as it may be, I think I got the message. Really. I did.

Edited 2012-07-10 20:51 (UTC)

Heh. I am quite sure you did.

Yup. Definitely. _{[You can't see it, but she's definitely crossing her legs now. Paranoid? Of course.]}

Then there is no ironic life lesson necessary. For now.

That's comforting to hear.

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