Bruce Banner (
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sirenspull2012-07-09 12:05 pm
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[The man on the screen looks utterly exhausted. Haggard might even be apt considering the greyish pallor of his skin under his dark stubble and the even darker circles under his eyes. When the video jostles in his hold for a moment, it displays his bare chest before coming up to his face. He looks like he tried to wash off some combination of mud, sand, and various other things best not examined too closely and didn't do too great a job of it. Despite that, he tries for a tired smile and a finger taps the screen before withdrawing.]
First off, I'd like to say that Tony Stark makes the world's most durable phone. I'd do a testimonial commercial, but that might be in bad taste.
Second, I've read some of the information available and I think you'll understand it's not the easiest thing to swallow, but I'm going with it as a working theory for now. Don't ask why, it's a long story.
Third... [He trails off and turns his head away from the camera before looking back at it] I don't know what the third is, let's say I want to issue a blanket apology and leave it at that.
[ooc: The Hulk ended up getting stuck outside at sundown and fought (pounding and getting pounded on) all night. Between that and a chitauri invasion, I figure Bruce is feeling a little run down.]
First off, I'd like to say that Tony Stark makes the world's most durable phone. I'd do a testimonial commercial, but that might be in bad taste.
Second, I've read some of the information available and I think you'll understand it's not the easiest thing to swallow, but I'm going with it as a working theory for now. Don't ask why, it's a long story.
Third... [He trails off and turns his head away from the camera before looking back at it] I don't know what the third is, let's say I want to issue a blanket apology and leave it at that.
[ooc: The Hulk ended up getting stuck outside at sundown and fought (pounding and getting pounded on) all night. Between that and a chitauri invasion, I figure Bruce is feeling a little run down.]
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[He looks away a bit]
Lets just say you tried to help me do something I've wanted to do, but couldn't. Didn't work... but I appreciated the effort.
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Fair enough. What's between you and that other guy - not the Other Guy - is between you and him. [Even if now Bruce is really curious.]
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Appreciate that, Doc.
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Do I get to learn your name? It seems fair since you know mine and the Other Guy's.
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[He does have a real name, just doesn't throw it out there as often]
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Hey Deadpool, can you bake me some mean muffins?
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[He is willing to humour you, your life is also pretty crappy]
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[That would have been a really bad one]
Only if you are good at it.
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Know anyone who needs an experienced bottling machine repairman?
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