Bruce Banner (
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sirenspull2012-07-09 12:05 pm
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001: Video
[The man on the screen looks utterly exhausted. Haggard might even be apt considering the greyish pallor of his skin under his dark stubble and the even darker circles under his eyes. When the video jostles in his hold for a moment, it displays his bare chest before coming up to his face. He looks like he tried to wash off some combination of mud, sand, and various other things best not examined too closely and didn't do too great a job of it. Despite that, he tries for a tired smile and a finger taps the screen before withdrawing.]
First off, I'd like to say that Tony Stark makes the world's most durable phone. I'd do a testimonial commercial, but that might be in bad taste.
Second, I've read some of the information available and I think you'll understand it's not the easiest thing to swallow, but I'm going with it as a working theory for now. Don't ask why, it's a long story.
Third... [He trails off and turns his head away from the camera before looking back at it] I don't know what the third is, let's say I want to issue a blanket apology and leave it at that.
[ooc: The Hulk ended up getting stuck outside at sundown and fought (pounding and getting pounded on) all night. Between that and a chitauri invasion, I figure Bruce is feeling a little run down.]
First off, I'd like to say that Tony Stark makes the world's most durable phone. I'd do a testimonial commercial, but that might be in bad taste.
Second, I've read some of the information available and I think you'll understand it's not the easiest thing to swallow, but I'm going with it as a working theory for now. Don't ask why, it's a long story.
Third... [He trails off and turns his head away from the camera before looking back at it] I don't know what the third is, let's say I want to issue a blanket apology and leave it at that.
[ooc: The Hulk ended up getting stuck outside at sundown and fought (pounding and getting pounded on) all night. Between that and a chitauri invasion, I figure Bruce is feeling a little run down.]
video;
Oh, other than interdimensional kidnapping and becoming a stranger in a strange land, I can't think of anything.
...Unless you were responsible for the incredible commotion outside last night. But I don't even know if that's normal for this place, I can't tell yet.
Re: video;
I don't think commotion's traumatic around here, so we probably don't have to worry about clarifying the terms of my apology.
video;
Well then I guess we're all settled.
Or at least, I am. What happened to you?
[RIGHT! Back to business.]
Re: video;
[Right-o. Because too much more and he'd really be missing his glasses.]
video;
Yes. Besides that.
Where are you? I can come help you.
Re: video;
I'm on the beach, or a beach at least. I'm not sure if the video I showed this other guy is going to help him find me.
video;
What do you need?
Re: video;
video;
I'm sorry, I'm still really new. I've only been here for a week.
[...]
Are you okay?
[She's finally noticing the squinting thing. It's not even that sunny out.]
Re: video;
[He looks ruefully down at himself]
I've been better, but believe it or not, I've been worse.