Video: Fifth Trick

[doeswhathewants]

[The video kicks on and Loki is sitting cross legged on a roof, view of buildings in the background behind him, the NV is propped up so the view is at an angle. The hood of his zip front sweatshirt pulled over his face, casting a shadow. Green eyes fairly glow from under the shade of that hood. He's smiling and it's just a bit sharp, a bit smug as he carefully plucks up and eats a blue M&M from a bowl of entirely blue M&M's, a can of Redbull held loosely in his right hand.]

Blizzard.

Rather inconvenient. [The smile grows more sly.] For some people, anyway.

For others, well, perhaps it is better that some of us are on the straight and narrow. [A grinning pause] Mostly.

[He pops another blue M&M into his mouth, chewing silently while he considers]

Boring, boring, boring. The walls are closing in. You know what happens then? Some real fun. Not yet, but soon. You'll know when it starts.

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Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

Yer not talkin' bout the endless booze fountain, are ya?

...Yeah. No fun for you if I already know 'bout it, anyway. [Though he's probably going to be safe and check his toilet before he uses it--maybe once or twice. If he remembers. And happens to be sober.]

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

I speak of something bigger and vastly more entertaining. But that will remain a surprise.

Mm. This is true, knowledge of the prank beforehand would cancel out the surprise. Unless you were drunk. Then you would not remember.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

Yer gonna hafta try real hard to be able to top never-ending booze.

[He shrugs.] 'Least until you get drunk again. I mean y'know, drunken recall or whatever the fuck it's called.

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

No? What is that?

Oh, I think I can top that. It will just take a bit of work.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

S' this thing where you can't remember anything you heard after you blacked out until you drink again. Then it's back, just like that. [With a snap of his fingers.

And a beat.] ...You can do a lotta stuff, can't ya?

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

Almost anything aside leave this silly island, it seems.

Ah. That must be some kind of power all your own.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

I've seen it happen a few times. This one guy I knew back in L.A. couldn't play the guitar unless he was shitfaced.

But what can you do?

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

That... sounds rather odd. Though I suppose bards tend to be more drunk than anyone else.

I can create illusions that are just as good as the real thing. Animate non living objects. I can break into places entirely undetected and steal the blue and white M&Ms out of the bags without opening them. Lots of stuff.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

That's another word for musicians, right?

[He takes a moment to filter that information and blows through his teeth.] I could use a fun guy like you.

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

Mmhmm. The kind that usually get drunk and sing songs of great exploits. Etc.

[Perks] For what? I am sure you would have good ideas, for whatever it is.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code 1/2

[drinkthebleach]

Sounds 'bout right. [A musician by any other name is still an individual most often tortured and compelled to write songs under the influence.]

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

Sometimes. [He doesn't sound convinced, or he's just not enthusiastic about what's going through his head right now.] I just wish I had you around back home with my band, y'know? You coulda made our concerts so much cooler.

We coulda had like, a gargoyle come to life an' breathe fire on everyone. Or something.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

You said you have a band here, right? We could do that for your concerts now. But ... a whole flock of gargoyles. One is never enough.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

[Pickles does. He never forgot about them, either. He had been drumming for M3NTAL HAUSPITAL for two whole months now, and had more desire to fuck a wood chipper than piggyback their performance and try to make them look brutal. The fans buying into this shit didn't know the difference anyway without his effort.

For the first time in his life, Pickles felt like metal was dead.

But then there was still a part of him that was done and tired with everything about this. AGI screwing him into a corner while eviscerating one of the only things he really cared about, and giving people a gutless copycat of what true metal was. He didn't even realize how bad it was until he lost it in front of Caster. It kind of put some things in perspective, like how miserable he was. Not even the cool misery Dethklok always talked about.

Pressing his lips together, he feels his stomach sour without a single drop of alcohol in it (ironically the reason why Pickles is nauseous). He didn't even care anymore. He just needed something. Something loud and heavy. Something that would make all those dildo lickers shit their pants and go deaf at the same time.]


Just how awesome can you make this crap?

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

If you can imagine it and as long as my name is kept out of things, I can do it.

Just for you.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

Sure, whatever.

But it has to be the blackest, most brutal concert this shit toilet's ever seen. With fuckin' gargoyles, severed goat heads on fire, chains, an' walls oozin' blood--more evil than money can buy.

It should make the darkness look like Disney Land, that's what I'm tryin' to tell you right now.

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

Severed goat heads that breathe fire?

Walls that ooze blood are passe, what about fire sprinklers that rain down blood? And maggots? One cannot forget the maggots.

What about animate barbed wire that uh... wraps people up in it!

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

[One side of his mouth curls up into an approving grin. You had him at maggots--seriously kid, where were you all his life?] That last one is awesome--but I don't think we can swing it without my lawyer an' y'know, pain waivers to keep people from bitchin' an' moanin' later.

But yer like Norse, or whatever. You guys come up with the sickest shit. There's no reason this won't be bad ass.

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

You could blood eagle some pigs on stage. That's always shocking to the non-Viking sorts.

Tch. Waivers are for sissies. They ought not attend a metal concert if they expect to be safe. [The world would just explode in a sea of blood if Loki did the effects for a Deathklok concert.]

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

I totally agree with what yer sayin', dude. We even said that to him when he came up with the whole idea. ...But I mean, y'know, if all the fans died, there'd be no one to buy our albums an' hoodies an' shit, y'know? Or whatever. [Shrugging.] But you ain't doin' it right if you don't break a rib or somethin'.

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

This is true.

Hey! I know a place to get some bodies from. Nearly fresh, too.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

What like.

Actual human remains? The real deal, no joke? [Not a shard or shred of horror or disgust can be found in his voice. Surprisingly enough, Pickles is just unaccustomed to that type of suggestion.]

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

Fake human remains are hardly as fun. And surprisingly more difficult to come by than the real thing.

Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[drinkthebleach]

Can they be chopped up an' bloodied?

Re: Super Secret Loki Haxxor Code

[doeswhathewants]

I suppose.

Or they could be chainsawed into bits on stage. Guts and stuff flying everywhere!