Video: Fifth Trick

[doeswhathewants]

[The video kicks on and Loki is sitting cross legged on a roof, view of buildings in the background behind him, the NV is propped up so the view is at an angle. The hood of his zip front sweatshirt pulled over his face, casting a shadow. Green eyes fairly glow from under the shade of that hood. He's smiling and it's just a bit sharp, a bit smug as he carefully plucks up and eats a blue M&M from a bowl of entirely blue M&M's, a can of Redbull held loosely in his right hand.]

Blizzard.

Rather inconvenient. [The smile grows more sly.] For some people, anyway.

For others, well, perhaps it is better that some of us are on the straight and narrow. [A grinning pause] Mostly.

[He pops another blue M&M into his mouth, chewing silently while he considers]

Boring, boring, boring. The walls are closing in. You know what happens then? Some real fun. Not yet, but soon. You'll know when it starts.

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

Hardly threatening. Just a bit of mischief. You missed my introductory prank- turning all the city's water to mead.

[harriedosborn]

Thank goodness for that. I don't always hold my liquor well.

[doeswhathewants]

This will be less long lasting. Wouldn't want any little green friends to pop out.

If you know what I mean.

[harriedosborn]

[ Breathes slowly. ]

I don't. Shut up.

[doeswhathewants]

Of course not, my mistake. [Rolling his eyes]

You really ought to take up yoga or something. Control those anger problems.

[harriedosborn]

[ Frowns. ]

So what are you going to do with the snow, then?

[doeswhathewants]

Ice raptor laser tag.

I would ask if you wanted to join, but with that fragile constitution...

[harriedosborn]

There's nothing fragile about me. [ SUPER HOSTILE. ] I wouldn't want a part of that anyway.

[doeswhathewants]

You sure? Because it is going to be quite fun.

Ice raptors. Just think about that.

[harriedosborn]

I didn't even enjoy Jurassic Park as a movie. Why would I enjoy it in real life?

[doeswhathewants]

They would be mostly tame. And made of ice. What could go wrong?

[harriedosborn]

Frostbite, for one.

[doeswhathewants]

Saddle.

No frost bite, trust me.

[harriedosborn]

Maybe I'll just watch.

[doeswhathewants]

That's hardly any fun. And you look like a person who could use some fun.

[harriedosborn]

I have plenty of fun. It just doesn't involve snow. Maybe you'd understand more if you didn't think like an 8-year-old.

[doeswhathewants]

I hardly think an eight year old would think of half the things I do and refrain from them.

[harriedosborn]

I don't know any eight year olds to measure that against. Five year olds love snow too.

[doeswhathewants]

Now you are just attempting to insult. I will not be dissuaded.

[harriedosborn]

I'm just speaking from experience. I have a five year old who would probably love your snow raptors.

[doeswhathewants]

Ahh! Then I shall not take it as an insult. Though I imagine a snow t-rex would be vastly more impressive.

[harriedosborn]

Probably. Bigger is always better with dinosaurs, apparently.

[doeswhathewants]

T-rex jousting.

I am simply brilliant.

[harriedosborn]

Ambitious, at the very least.

[doeswhathewants]

Always ambitious, Harry. Trust me on that.