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[servingfather]

[There's a dark-haired woman who may or may not be familiar to some sitting in Mary's living room. One archangel has been drafted Mary's babysitter bodyguard and Michael tends to hang around the Winchester mama as a woman. In "Mikaela's" lap is a thick book which she seems almost done with.]

The locals have gotten a little ansty lately to pull this latest stunt, honestly I'm not all that surprised. Humanity has been at odds with itself for a long time. It's a bit...sad to see.

[She closes the book and puts it onto a nearby coffee table.]

To all of the new arrivals, welcome to Canada. Best get inside before the sirens go off.

[Private to the victims of the Newcomer Hunt]

I'm a friend of Mary's and I'd like to offer my services in your time of need. My powers allow me to take away the pain without removing the damage for any who might want to go to the police and have evidence to show for it. I can also heal any injury to appear like it never happened, which is an offer that will remain open indefinitely. You can request for me to heal you of your injuries at any time you wish and you can also request to what extent you want done.

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[servingfather]

[Better than dealing with the NV's sometimes.]

Gale must have eaten the memo. I should have known better than to write it on a piece of meat.

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer snickers; through radio, it's less a sound and more a sensation] We need to start pressuring them about being responsible.

Any leads on Spencer?

[servingfather]

[Michael's just smiling.] I'll put in a request with our new employee. She'll handle it, I'm sure.

Not yet but I might take a little dream stroll later this week if you want to come.

[thelightbringer]

Say the word and I'm there.

[servingfather]

Tomorrow night good for you?

[thelightbringer]

Only if we spend tonight living it up~

[servingfather]

Deal. Are we being spontaneous or is there going to be a plan?

[thelightbringer]

Plans always get left behind at the gas station. Let's wing it.

[servingfather]

They're too much work anyway.

[thelightbringer]

I'm glad you agree. [Because Lucifer doesn't have a half-dozen plans going at all times, right?]

Is Mary able to leave the house yet, or does John have her locked in a closet?

[servingfather]

[Michael has plans...they just aren't like the last one he tried to go through with. No big ending, just plans to do this or that while winging it.]

If it was up to him she'd be inside but I just sat here as she rushed out to see Sam. I had to help her to sleep after that.

[thelightbringer]

[Oh, Sam. Lucifer could take up where they'd left off, but...well that's a lot of effort for one trainwreck. And more importantly it would stir up a storm he doesn't need to deal with right now.]

Well, good. We'll let her sleep her woes away while we go out on the town.

[servingfather]

[This one would be so easy to troll though, Lucifer. He just came off the tail-end of seeing you in his dreams.]

Will there be alcohol on our little adventure?

[thelightbringer]

[These are details Lucifer must learn.]

Lady's choice~

[servingfather]

[If "Mikaela" finds out then she'll tell him. As it is she knows that Sam knows about them both at least. She has to think about that.]

After playing guidance counselor I could use a drink or two.

[thelightbringer]

Well, I'll find a chariot and come get you, then.

[By which he means he'll just show up outside and wait for her. He's just feeling rambunctious today.]

[servingfather]

There better be horses that breathe fire.

[She sounds completely serious. Mikaela "zaps" out of Mary's apartment, appearing next to him.]

[thelightbringer]

Sorry, I fed the horses to the cubs.

[He grins, and motions.]

Liquor first?

[servingfather]

In that case we'll just have to take them out for an extra hour of exercise.

[That seemingly small and delicate hand into Lucifer's before tugging him into the ethereal plane with her.]

Liquor first. [When they step out lights flicker on to reveal that they're standing behind a very classy bar. Leather couches and chairs lay beyond the bar but there's no one in the building. She grabs a bottle off the shelf and leads the way to one of the large couches to sit down on, still keeping Lucifer's hand in hers.]

I've had Zachariah working on this place since after the guilt plague.

[thelightbringer]

[He normally has such a hard time sitting still, but here it's easier. Something Michael had been working on? Something she had planned out, piece by piece? Lucifer has never seen such a thing.]

Is it going to be an angel lounge for us?

[servingfather]

[Pops the top off of the bottle with ease and taking a long drink before holding it out to Lucifer.]

Not this one. That's on the top floor. This is my new business, an AGI Gentleman's Club.

[There's a glint in her eyes and a smirk on her face that just screams it's a naughty club. A business that makes money but that she doesn't actually be around to do, meaning she has more free time.]

[thelightbringer]

You're encouraging the naughty monkeys.

[Lucifer is so pleased. He takes a victory sip, then another longer drink, and hands it back.]

Does this mean I won't have to sit around the docks pining away while you work?

[servingfather]

We did say that we were going to investigate the companies. The dock, the odd job to fix the Darkness-infested cable were merely stepping stones to the top. This club will cater to only the best, loosen their tongues, pants and wallets.

[Sure, he's pleased now but Mikaela will spend the occasional night on some guy's arm, prying information out of his head.]

And I won't have to turn a blind eye when Erik goes to collect supplies.

[thelightbringer]

[Yes, he'll flip his lid when he finds out. So hopefully he won't. Pointing out the hypocrisy won't help, of course.]

He still appreciates that you did that.

[servingfather]

[It's not as if Mikaela has to sleep with them. She'll put them to sleep before they get too handsy and give them pleasant memories instead. For now though she puts her bare legs in Lucifer's lap and lays back on the couch - yeah, enjoy the thigh-length dress she's wearing. Takes a drink and balances the bottle on her stomach.]

The company has the money to replace it easily enough. I try to think of it like...charity