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[deathknellgrell]

Ooooh, Siren's Port! Hel~looooooo! ♥

I've got a job proposition for some lucky person. You too can be - a Magical Girl!

Fight witches! Wear ~adorable outfits~! And gain fantastic powers! For instance, I've got HUNK RADAR, if you know what I mean - and I know you doooooooo! ☆

[ WINK ]

Sadly, however, I've got to resign my position. I just don't have the time for it anymore. And, quite honestly, I've gotten a bit bored with it. I'd just quit, but…

I'm helping to write a book on workplace etiquette, and I'm told it's best to at least try to find a replacement. Not that anyone could really replace me, ahahaha!

But anyway, if you want the job, make sure Kyubey gives you a ~real~ gemstone.

[ Grell holds up his Soul Gem necklace. ]

I thought this was a ruby, but now it's gone all cloudy!

Tch! I'll show you to fool a Death God, you stupid CAT!

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Re: [Action]

[inkyubeytor]

_{[It hits and Kyubey goes flying into a wall, knocking his head hard against it. It takes him a moment to get back up, shaking his head from the blow.]}

If you don't listen to me, you're going to die!

[Action]

[deathknellgrell]

[ SLASHER SMILE ]

Are you... threatening me?

[Action]

[inkyubeytor]

No, I'm telling you a simple fact.

[Action]

[deathknellgrell]

Hmmmm, let me tell you a simple fact.

This--

[ Out comes the chainsaw! ]

--cuts through anything! Including impudent little felines. Now SCAT!

[ SLASH! ]

[Action] [1/2]

[inkyubeytor]

_{[Kyubey doesn't move fast enough and finds himself cut in two, his corpse laying limply on the ground, pink insides exposed, although strangely enough, no blood seems to come from the wounds. He seems as dead as can be, but of course that won't be for long.]}

[Action] [2/2]

[inkyubeytor]

_{[There's the sound of static for a split second before blood red eyes peep out from the darkest corner of the room, the rest of Kyubey's body manifesting as he trots over to the corpse on the floor. He doesn't waste any time digging into the meal before him, gobbling up his own dead body, swallowing it all with an audible gulp.]}

[deathknellgrell]

[ Dear sweet Jeebus. Grell does not like creepy things AT ALL. He backs away, teeth chattering, hands outstretched protectively. ]

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G!!!

[inkyubeytor]

I warned you, Grell Sutcliff. You'll be your own demise if you don't follow what I told you to.

If you die, it's by your own hands.