028 // Voice

[showbizpanache]

[Kurt's soft, high-pitched voice pipes up, breathy and energetic as usual, and he sounds like he always does. The only difference between this post and his usual ones, really, is the fact that it's not a video-- But that could be for all sorts of reasons, right? Right.]

It was quite startling, to have to fix our Darkness-proofing this morning! It's lucky I wake up so early, really, or I might have missed it. [A small laugh.] I wouldn't eat any of those Skittles, though, as tempting as they may be.

[Avoiding the issue, avoiding the issue...] Anyway, I-- I apologize for not answering calls over the weekend. I've been very busy. It's never my intention to worry anyone, so I apologize.

Especially you, Ms. Vesper-- I'm terribly sorry. Can I take a rain check on that coffee?

Comments

video

[paterelohim]

[Hey, look who has green hair!

and is up a tree

with his arms

and legs wrapped around it.]

What's wrong with the Skittles?

permavoice;

[showbizpanache]

Well, for one, you have Oompa-Loompa hair.

permavideo;

[paterelohim]

What?

[So confusicus. And also koala-clinging to the tree with his legs and one arm, so he can reach into his pocket and fish out some green Skittles.]

What are you talking about?

[showbizpanache]

Your hair. It's--

[Pause, and he just laughs. Really, this is just what he needed.]

You know what? Never mind. Enjoy your Skittles. [YOLO.]

[paterelohim]

[Through a GIANT MOUTHFUL.]

Whaaaa? Wuh-ah-yoo?

[showbizpanache]

How's the view up there?

[paterelohim]

Ess- [s w a l l o w] -It's good.

Great! Why?

[He hugs it tighter and snuggles against it a little. Leaning his head tenderly against the trunk.]

[showbizpanache]

Well, you seem to be enjoying it quite a bit.

[paterelohim]

Well yeah, it's free sky candy? I had to try some.

[showbizpanache]

Of course.

[paterelohim]

You should try it. Some of this stuff is getting people good and fucked up- in a good way.

[You have things to take your mind off of, bro. Even around the tree-fondling Chuck remembers that. And it shows, too.

Judging by everyone else's posts, by the way one of the missing person's NVs went offline while they were all gone... yeah. He's full of Skittles derp, but he's worried.]